the mother-in-law (feel free to add! ♥)

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#81
less and less as the years go by lol :hide:[/COLOR]
 

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I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
 

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Q: What's a mixed feeling?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
 

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insurance will pay for the car!!! lol :lookaroun[/COLOR]
they may fish out the car and pay for a patch up job... and you still end up with a crushed chariot..
but.. hmmm. thinking of insurance... the positive side of the mixed feeling would be higher if there was a decent policy on the mother-in-law.. lol
 

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Whats the best feeling in the world?
Seeing your ex-huband's pic on a milk carton
What's the second best feeling in the world?
His mother's pic on the other side...........
 

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[QUOTE="Ms.Diablo50, post: 3637075]Whats the best feeling in the world?
Seeing your ex-huband's pic on a milk carton
What's the second best feeling in the world?
His mother's pic on the other side...........[/QUOTE]

hmmm and if you support polyandry and have more than one husband...
you're gonna need a multi-sided carton.. lol
 

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When his wife got her face badly burnt, he donated the skin of his butt to graft into her cheeks but this was kept a secret..
People marveled at the restoration work and praised the doctor and told the husband he must be very happy to see the result.
He said, I do, but nothing gives me greater pleasure than to watch her mother kiss her cheeks..
 

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A man meets a genie who tells him he can have whatever he wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death."
 

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[QUOTE="Ms.Diablo50, post: 3637075]Whats the best feeling in the world?
Seeing your ex-huband's pic on a milk carton
What's the second best feeling in the world?
His mother's pic on the other side...........[/QUOTE]

:snigger:
 

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[QUOTE="Crudebug, post: 3637212]When his wife got her face badly burnt, he donated the skin of his butt to graft into her cheeks but this was kept a secret..
People marveled at the restoration work and praised the doctor and told the husband he must be very happy to see the result.
He said, I do, but nothing gives me greater pleasure than to watch her mother kiss her cheeks..[/QUOTE]

hee hee! lol :bigsmile: