The Penis Poem

brilor

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[TD] My nookie days are over,





My pilot light is out.



What used to be my sex appeal,



Is now my water spout.



Time was when, on its own accord,



From my trousers it would spring.



But now I've got a full time job,



To find the ******** thing.




It used to be embarrassing,



The way it would behave.



For every single morning,



It would stand and watch me shave.



Now as old age approaches,



It sure gives me the blues.



To see it hang its little head,



And watch me tie my shoes!!



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hortysir

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stevent222

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What I used to do all day now takes me all day to do but you know there sure isn't anything wrong with that. LOL!
 

sexysadie

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#5
SexySadie presents.....

There's A Penis In My Soup

My bowl, it over floweth
My table cloth is wet
There's a penis in my soup
and it's making me upset

I tried to pull it out
But it's slippery and wet
There's a penis in my soup
And man, I'll get him yet

I could get him with my fork
But that would be a sin
I'd feel like such a dork
If I couldn't get it in

So I've come to a decision
I'd eat my way around
Suck up all the noodles
Til I'm finally Penis bound

*BOWS*

(dedicated to SB).......that was 'there's a penis in my soup' by sexysadie lol....hope you enjoyed it