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I 'd LMAO :hehehaha:

What if-->Your phone wouldn't stop ringing?
 

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I'd turn it off LOL!!

What if a stranger paid your restaurant tab but had already left?
 

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I'd do it for somebody else, got into one of those at Chick Fil A, everyone was paying for the person behind them, it was great! lol :grin:

what if you ordered $5 worth of food but the next guy's tab was $43? lol
 

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I'd say, excuse me but I left my wallet in the car :bye: :rofl:

What if your plumbing backed up and not a plumber around who could unclog it to the street
 

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I'd try to really wake up lol

what if some folks were going through your neighborhood looking for unlocked cars?
 

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They do, I have low jack on all three plus ADT for the house, Christmas time and the thieves are alive

What if you had to evacuate your home indefinitely in a fire danger area ?
 

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well ... if it's in my area, Kroger's been evacuated too, so I'd probably have to go to the farm lol :sob:

what if the firefighters saved a bunch of your stuff?
 

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I would be running up to them and giving Thanks

What if you lost everything you owned including all vehicles


happening now with 5 fires in Southern California, so devastating but so far all horses have been spared and the winds are not expected to slow down until Friday
 

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I'd say and you still are if you are born a woman then that's what you'll be until you die no matter what you say or do same thing go's for men just because someone says they are a rock doesn't make them a real rock...LOL

What if---> robots take over the world?
 

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i'd be a goner since I can't even operate my own computer or I-phone

What if everyone had to go to Mars
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then it would be like here on earth crowded lol

What if you could get free hair extensions would you? lol
 

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No I wouldn't girlfriend...

what if--> you looked in your mailbox and someone sent you Christmas gift and you wasn't expecting it ?
 

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do you have a camera on my house? lol :lookaroun

what if you had a pile of stuff to sort through? lol