The What if game

KingHomie

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then I wouldn't be lonely would I? LMBO!!!!

What if it was 100 miles to the nearest house or store and raining like crazy? LOL
 

KingHomie

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if I was single - hell yeah - why not she must be horney :D:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

What if you went to pay for lunch and was told someone else already paid your tab

happened to me today
 

brilor

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I'd squeeze it till it bursts.

What if you were at the dentist and he/she farted while cleaning your teeth?
 

Manzy

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I'd hope they were worth a lot lol

What if you waited almost an hour inside the room in the doctors office?
 

Manzy

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(I meant I waited for someone to come in lol)

the more the merrier haha

What if one of your pets ran off?
 

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any time I have to wait at the doc, I tell myself it's because somebody else needed him more, clearly not the case with your ordeal ♥

I'd search, call, hope, pray

what if the pet returned ... years later
 

KingHomie

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they did - $0.12 a gallon and then 2016 a 1% increase this dumbass governor is a TRUE GOOB!!! see that Thy Princess Manzy :geek:(y) Gas is $3.14 - regular and $4.05 Premium - and he don't pay for gas,, WE DO!!!

What if there were free gasoline for a year? LMAO!!!