The What if game

Manzy

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It would be okay its been my choice at times lol

What if everyone disappeared around here?
 

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I thought it was always up to them.. I see regulars here that sign on but don't post
but when the Roo goes down everyone comes out of the woodwork :oops: makes no sense to me

What if we just asked why they aren't posting?
 

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I can't tell you how many times I've thought about doing that, I just wonder if we'd even get any replies to that
I think a lot of the answers would be that they're not posting cuz nobody's posting lol

what if there was a way to motivate members to return?
 

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Let me know when you find out even the members here don't post let alone any coming back lol

What if you could be in the audience for a TV Show would you go and which one?
 

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I would love to sit in on a Greg Gutfeld show, I love Tyrus lol ♥

what if you could be on a game show?
 

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I thought you'd pick Survivor lol

Yes please and it would be the Price is Right

What if you could go back to school for a degree?
 

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it only has an audience for the finale, and those chairs don't look all that comfy lol

I'd pass, cuz of the homework lol I'd still like to learn ASL though!

what if you got invited to an art class?
 

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my niece learned ASL online as she has hearing loss

I'd go check it out

What if someone offered you alot for your car?
 

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Have a quick wank and shoot it out.

What if you coughed, hiccuped ,sneezed then farted one after another in a crowded lift, do you think you should get a round of applause?
 

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Yes I am a Mackem after all :rolleyes:

What if we all just start talking like that? lol
 
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what else can ya do besides start walkin' ? lol

what if you ran out of gas in the middle of an intersection?
 

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Call a tow truck and ask for help lol

Turn on the flashers and start pushing hoping someone helps

What if your nose started bleeding and wouldn’t stop?
 

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I'm pretty sure if you're in the middle of nowhere, that phone's not gonna work! lol
they don't work at the farm

ER here I come lol

what if someone stole your flags?
 

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I'll take my chances I'd rather have one lol

time for a security camera

What if your pets were freaking out from fireworks?
 

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they are.. especially when they have to go pee for the last time at night they run, pee, run back lol
I gave them CBD oil this year it helps

What if your neighbor let off fireworks for days would you go talk to them?