The What if game

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no, I'd let one of the other neighbors call the cops, cuz one would! lol

what if you wanted to rent a car?
 

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then he does I guess lol

What if a professional doctor offered you free cosmetic surgery of some kind?
 

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no thanks, I've only had one surgery, and I don't care to repeat the experience lol nono.gif

what if you had a bunch of gift cards you never used?
 

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logically that wouldn't happen but if I did I'd go use them now lol

What if you won free pizza for a year?
 

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I’d use hubbys truck and he could drive his Corvette

What if they couldn’t fix the problem?
 

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then it's time for that dreaded car buying experience lol nightmare.gif

what if you were having trouble getting a refund you were promised?
 

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Is that the rental car place?

I’d threaten them with their reputation and tell them I was going to report them to Jesse Jones he works on a news station and confronts people (crooks)

What if someone cut in front of you in line?
 

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I think that was their concern lol 1high5.gif

it would depend, on if I was in a hurry, if I had ten things and they had one, if they have a screaming child ... lol

what if you went to get popcorn, and came back to find someone in your seat? lol
 

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I’d say I was sitting there then move far away from them lol

What if someone kept kicking the back of your chair in the movie theater?
 

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It’s ok with me they pollute the world Starbucks eliminated them

What if you bought something online and started getting charged every month for it?
 

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I don't use them most of the time anyway

I'd start trying to find the problem!

what if you saw a baby bird on the ground?
 

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I’d look to see if mom was around and wait a little while your not suppose to pick them up(human scent) then I would probably just wait

What if you put your groceries in your car and a teenager hanging out near you asks if you have any food?
 

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I'd see what I could find for him while trying to find out more about him

what if somebody stole groceries out of your car while you carried a load in?
 
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your a lot more trusting than me he looked suspcious my life is more important than getting to know him lol and after I left I was waiting at the light he walked right across the intersection in between cars to the next shopping center with a McDonalds.. he wasn't disabled but very able to work

I'd ask the store if their were cameras I am not rich lol and that would be messed up... I'm not a fan of pan handling I'd rather buy you a sandwich rather than support bad habits

What if you saw a dog in a car on a very hot day?
 

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not so much trusting, as the right questions could save your life, or maybe even his

I'd try to locate the owner, evaluate the condition of the dog, and call the fire dept if necessary

what if you saw a kid driving a car down the street? lol
 

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Very true but he didn’t get that close thankfully.. this just happened in Oakland she was just going to ride the BART 😢
Man arrested in deadly stabbing at BART station, police say

I’d start yelling hoping that would get a bunch of people’s attention and we could stop the car somehow

What if you driving and came upon a hot roaring fire on the side of the road?