The What if game

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Good Health.

What if I told you I am going away on my holibobs on Sunday to Corfu?
what if I told you that Koni was there at the same time you were? lol
 

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  • Put a mask over my nose and mouth. If I had a respirator or mask designed to filter out small particulates, put it on immediately. ...
  • Protect my eyes. ...
  • Look for shelter. ...
  • Get to high ground. ...
  • Shield my self from flying objects. ...Wait out the storm.

What if you found out your house was sitting on a old burial site?
 

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I'd say it's a bit late now, considering the house has been in the family since the '60s and we've lived here for 25 years lol

what if you found a treasure map, and it said the treasure was in your town?
 

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I'd introduce him to my husband

what if you came home to find the neighbor's house surrounded by cops?
 

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I'd say that the dirty old pedi has been up to his old tricks again. (This is true he was convicted of sleeping with his granddaughters)

What if your hubby ran off with the priest?
 

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it would save me the expense of burying him some day lol

what if a newspaper started showing up at your house, but you never subscribed?
 

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No thanks I'm the least political person you can meet lol
I do Vote though and that mean's I have a voice

What if your hair grew 10 inches over night?
 

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I'd be the happiest girl in the whole USA ♪♫♪

what if you discovered that the hair in the bathtub drain was not your spouse's? lol
 

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I'd be alright that's what wigs are for lol

With what's going on in the world today I feel like I have enter the twilight zone where nothing is as it seems so with that said
What if----> you really woke up in the twilight zone?
 

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I've been asked a few times I just say No not right now

What if you found a fly in your soup at a restaurant?
 

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I'd check the main dish very carefully lol

what if you could make money doing somebody else's shopping? lol