The What if game

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in Texas, it's a class A misdemeanor under $1500, but this was a security guard ... an armed security guard lol
I have no idea what they charged her with, but I know they arrested her

I'd call for a glass clean up on aisle 2 and walk away lol

what if you wanted to hit the open road, but had nowhere to go? lol
 

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I'd get out a map and throw a dart at it lol

What if you knew the person in South Carolina that won the Mega Millions?
 

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They better be calling me lol

What if someone kept sending you flowers with no note attached?
 

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I’d give him a big kiss and say Thank you

What if a bunch of trick or treaters came and you had no candy?
 

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I'd apologize, and wish them a good night

what if you had so much candy, you could never give it all away? lol
 

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I’d have hubby take it to his work they’ll eat it lol

What if someone TP’d your house?
 

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same clean up and mutter those fuckers lol

What if you ordered something online and it never came?
 

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I'd go back to the source, actually had that happen with Amazon, they replaced the order star.gif

what if what you ordered wasn't what was delivered? lol
 

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I’d return it always a joy or say F it depending on the cost lol

What if you woke up with a huge pimple on your forehead? 😝
 

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I’d take a picture lol

What if a nest of baby birds fell out of the tree in your yard?
 

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as hard as it'd be, I'd leave them alone ... until and unless they were in danger
had a baby woodpecker on the ground, went back several times to check on him, then he wasn't there anymore

what if you saw bats flying around street lights?
 

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which neighbor's dog? lol there's some I wouldn't flinch, and others that I'd do my best to get away from (by running into the house) lol

what if a neighbor's dog walked into your house? lol
 

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Which ever one had a dog lol

Both my neighbors have small dogs and one knows me so I would pick it up and take it home lol

What if you fell and were home alone and couldn’t get up?
 
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