The What if game

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most of my neighbors do, there's the dog that bit Jack in the butt, I'd run from him ... and then there's the 2 little shits ... umm ... I mean shih tzus, I'd just holler and they'd be gone back where they came from lol

there's nothing you can do but wait and pray somebody comes soon lol Kroger would miss me eventually lol

what if every time you tried to move, the pain put you back down?
 

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I'd crawl to my phone and call for help lol

What if your oven went out in the middle of cooking your turkey?
 

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They’re probably cooking their own birds lol
I’d understand

What if you were allergic to everything except ice cream? lol
 

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We’d be going out to dinner lol

What if someone wanted to pay cash for your house right now?
 

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I'd turn them down, like all the others lol

what if you could have one serving of any dessert in the world for free?
 

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I’d take it is that what you mean lol

What if a friend called and was stranded hours away from you?
 

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well, I was looking for what kind, but that works lol

I'd try to find somebody closer to help

what if you had the choice between a spicy turkey or a regular turkey?
 

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I’d probably give them to the family renewal shelter our club sponsors

What if you could hire maid service?
 

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I'd prefer to get my own I like to feel the fruit lol

What if you were invited to a Christmas play? (neighbor invited me today)
 

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I'd try to figure out if they were screaming for help and act appropriately

what if you found an old suitcase with jewelry in it?