The What if game

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I'd say that her next door is getting shagged.

What if you saw your neighbour peeping thru your window.
 

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I'd ask them for some.

What if you ran up load of debt would you sell something to pay it off?
 

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not if I could help it, a payment plan would be my goal

what if you owned a property that somebody else wanted really badly? lol
 

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Depends on what they want to offer me for it and the meaning behind it all

What if your roof blew off? lol
 

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wouldn't be the first time lol

what if you woke up to find a trampoline in your yard, but you don't own one? lol
 

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I'd tell them they were about 42 years too late ♥

what if someone tried to tell you that what happened didn't happen?
 

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I’ve pulled stuck poop out of their butts (wore 🧤) so cleaning it isn’t a problem 😂

What if a family member wanted to borrow your car?
 

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been there done that, open all the doors and windows you can, get a broom, and/or a laundry basket and hope for the best lol
Jack brought a dove in here, it was bigger than him, feathers everywhere! lol

what if every time you drove your car, there were paw prints on the windshield