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I’d check to make sure it wasn’t stuck somewhere

What if you got stuck in a tree and no one was around?
 

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I'd wonder wtf I was doing up a tree lol

what if a strange dog suddenly appeared in your window? lol
 

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It’s happened when we lived on base, we let him in and I took him to get a groom he was all matted, we put up signs and the owners called they lived on base, I told them the dog was in bad shape they said we were gonna get him groomed,I said good then you owe me $40 I only asked cuz I was mad they let him get so bad

What if you ran out of what if’s? lol
 

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its happened lol

What if someone sent you lottery scratch off tickets for your birthday and you won big would you share with them?
 

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I’d save it Incase something came up lol

What if you someone gave you the gift of hair extensions?
 

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I'd have to research what it does to the natural hair, I can't afford to lose much more lol

what if the store you bought a broken high end item from wouldn't give you a refund ?
 

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I’d have my friend Cindy help she can get a refund for something a year old lol

What if someone sped by you then got in front of you because you made a traffic error?
 
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I would decline we had one that came with the house, it got to much algae and herrons would steal the fish, then it started leaking lol

What if you could be in the Women’s March?
 

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If it’s about against abortion I’m for whatever a women wants to do with their ‘own body for their ‘own’ reasons
and I use to feel differently ~ I haven’t participated in any Marchs so probably wouldn’t lol

What if you could be on a reality show?
 

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No thanks I wouldn’t survive lol

What if a bird built a nest in your plant and abandoned the babies?
 

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I’d get out the raid and my running shoes lol

What if your neighbor brought you over a welcome basket?