The What if game

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they'd get a visit from the police lol

what if it was against the law to set off fireworks where you are?
 

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I'd pass, but say thank you

what if the sprinklers came on while you were sitting outside? lol
 

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I'd get ready, just in case (I'm alone so I'm not going outside! lol)

what if you could buy any TV you want?
 

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We already have hubby bought a 52 inch a few years ago lol

What if you had a big earthquake?
 

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been there done that, was in the Lancaster quake, found my BIL in the parking lot on his knees telling the good Lord that if he made it back to Oklahoma, he'd never leave home again lol

what if you had to make room for a 65 inch TV? lol
 

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I reckon I would as I would of measured the area first lol

What if you had to get a 2nd job?
 

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It happened this past Christmas from a site called happypuppin they wouldn’t even answer emails
I’ll never order again from a website if it comes from China again even wish.com is debatable

What if someone was bullying you?
 

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the stones I ordered that are a no show were coming from China lol but I ordered them through Amazon!

I'd fight back boxing.gif

what if your favorite store quit carrying your favorite item?
 

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That similiar things happened to me on Amazon too but it was a fingerling that monkey toy it was a fake but still worked I complained and the dude took his self off Amazon 🤨🤣

Happens at Costco all the time just cry and move on lol

What if you could have any house you wanted?
 

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it would not have a pool or thousands of wood cabinets lol

what if you had to "creme" all your cabinets? lol
 

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I reckon I’d get busy lol

What if a relative was having an 85 yr old birthday party but you had concert tickets for a year for the night before and you live out of state? lol
 

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that's hard lol I'd explain that to the 85 yr old and make arrangements for something special, either a just us 2 celebration, or a nice surprise delivered

what if your garage door opener was acting weird? lol
 

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We have a business card of our garage door guy in the garage I’d call him lol
Or ask my smart neighbor

What if you were told you might have a hernia? (Remember That hip flexor pull I told you about well I went to the doctor). :p
 

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I might have a reason to stay home from work lol (hugs to ya! 1hug.gif )
what if you were offered an Outshine watermelon popsicle? lol
 

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So far pain is less xxxx fingers

Hmmm sounds good it is a popsicle and all lol

What if the birds who built a nest in your hanging plant were back? lol yep