The What if game

brilor

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I'd accept.

What if I showed you my scars?
 

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I won't, I didn't quit because I have a problem with booze, I quit because I never really liked it, grew up with an alcoholic uncle who would drink his electric bill and we had to run an extension cord to his house so his daughters could do their homework, and an aunt that would get drunk with men, take them home where they'd beat her so bad, she'd be hospitalized, only to be back in the bar as soon as she got out, I quit because I had some wine the night before we went to pick out my sister's headstone, and I got so sick, I had trouble "being there" at a very important time, that won't happen again, I say what I mean and mean what I say, I'm done with alcohol

what if I bored you to tears? lol
 

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awwwwww ♥

my daughter is a member here, my oldest son has an account too, you'll know lol

what if I'm just gone for a couple of days? (granddaughter's coming tomorrow for the weekend)
 

Manzy

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I would hope you already had someone informed to let us know

What if you had a ton of trick or treaters but no candy?
 

brilor

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I wouldn't answer the door.

What if you bought in a load of candy and didn't get any trick or treaters?
 

AuroraAngel

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I would go if you were having the party just for the eye candy ;) :emoji_heartpulse:

What if I told you that I really think you are an awesome man?