The Wisdom of Sexy Women

Marky_D_Sahdd

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#1
She is descended from a long line that her mother listened to.
Gypsy Rose Lee

He who hesitates is a damned fool.
Mae West

I haven't been out of work since the day I took my pants off.
Sally Rand

I wasn't naked, I was completely covered by a blue spotlight.
Gypsy Rose Lee

I believe that it's better to be looked over than it is to be overlooked.
Mae West
 

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#3
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”

Jennifer Aniston
 

Marky_D_Sahdd

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#4
If you love living, you try to take care of the equipment.
Sally Rand

I live by a man's code, designed to fit a man's world, yet at the same time I never forget that a woman's first job is to choose the right shade of lipstick.
Carole Lombard

I've been in more laps than a napkin.
Mae West

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
Mae West
 

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#6
Eat your damned ice cream before it gets cold

Patsy Horton 1982

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#7
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
 

Marky_D_Sahdd

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#8
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
 

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#11
I don't mind living in a man's world as long as I can be a woman in it.
Marilyn Monroe
 

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#12
The trouble with censors is that they worry if a girl has cleavage. They ought to worry if she hasn't any.
Marilyn Monroe