Things a girl would die for

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Things a girl would die for

1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly


are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends


keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved


Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say I love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!


you need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DON'T ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help


we might deny it but we accutally like and kinda want you to get us things

26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you


are you still reading this? you better be its important

31-Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32-When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33-Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34-While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35-Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her


remember this next time you are with her

36-When people diss her, stand up for her.
37-Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38-Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39-When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40-When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

41-wish her sweet dreams.
42-Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43-Take her for long walks at night
44-Dedicate a song to her.
45-Always Remind her how much you love her.


you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love
 

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squirt said:
Things a girl would die for

1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly


are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends


keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved


Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say I love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!


you need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DON'T ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help


we might deny it but we accutally like and kinda want you to get us things

26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you


are you still reading this? you better be its important

31-Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32-When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33-Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34-While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35-Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her


remember this next time you are with her

36-When people diss her, stand up for her.
37-Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38-Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39-When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40-When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

41-wish her sweet dreams.
42-Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43-Take her for long walks at night
44-Dedicate a song to her.
45-Always Remind her how much you love her.


you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love
Great Post Squirt!;)
 

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mountainlion20032003 said:
Great Post Squirt!;)
I got that from my sweetheart, arella, I'm glad you liked it too! I wanna be loved like that lol :sigh:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1679971]Things a girl would die for

1-touch their waist
2-talk to them
3-share secrets
4-give her your jacket
5-kiss them slowly

are you remembering this?

6-hug her
7-hold her
8-laugh with her
9-invite her somewhere
10-let her be with you when you're with your friends

keep reading

11-smile with her
12-take pics with her
13-pull her onto your lap
14-when she says she loves you more, deny it. fight back
15-when her friends say i love her more than you, deny it. fight back and hug her tight so she cant get to her friends. it makes her feel loved

Are you thinking about someone?

16-always hug her and say I love you when you see her
17-kiss her unexpectedly
18-HUG HER FROM BEHIND AROUND THE WAIST
19-tell her shes beautiful not sexy!
20-tell her the way you feel about her!

you need to show her you mean it too

21-kiss her on the lips
22-DON'T ask her to buy you stuff. you buy HER stuff
23-TELL HER WHAT FEELS GOOD
24-make her feel loved
25-buy her stuff. small things can still help

we might deny it but we accutally like and kinda want you to get us things

26-DON'T LIE TO HER.
27-DON'T CHEAT ON HER.
28-take her anywhere she wants
29-txt messege or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day, and how much you miss her
30-be there for her when ever she needs you, & even when she doesn't need you, just be there so she'll know that she can always count on you

are you still reading this? you better be its important

31-Hold her close when she's cold and she can hold you too.
32-When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33-Kiss her on the tip of her nose; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34-While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.
35-Dont ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you're mad. If shes upset, comfort her

remember this next time you are with her

36-When people diss her, stand up for her.
37-Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38-Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39-When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40-When you hug her hold her in your arms as long as possible

41-wish her sweet dreams.
42-Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43-Take her for long walks at night
44-Dedicate a song to her.
45-Always Remind her how much you love her.

you'll never know when she needs just a lil more love[/quote]lmao...still looking for directions:bigsmile: :p
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1685726]the only thing I've seen treated that well is hubby's beer lol :alien:



directions to where love??? lol :devil: [/quote]lmao...you found me...right here is where we are..this is good for me smooches and hugs back...doll:inlove: how was the voyage? :notify:
 

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lmao ... it's a good thing we have one another lol between your brain cramps and my blonde moments, we really need each other lol :blush: anywhere you are is a good place to be for me love, the trip was wonderful thank you, not the romantic adventure I hoped for but ... we had a blast, as soon as I get the pics uploaded from my camera, I'll post some, the highlight of my trip was holding a dolphin while she posed for a pic with me and getting kisses from her! :bigsmile: [/COLOR]
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1685743]lmao ... it's a good thing we have one another lol between your brain cramps and my blonde moments, we really need each other lol :blush: anywhere you are is a good place to be for me love, the trip was wonderful thank you, not the romantic adventure I hoped for but ... we had a blast, as soon as I get the pics uploaded from my camera, I'll post some, the highlight of my trip was holding a dolphin while she posed for a pic with me and getting kisses from her! :bigsmile: [/quote]lmfao...blonde moments and brain cramps...got to love them...lmao...awww you say the sweetest things...fun is good doll...i can hardly wait to see some...a dolphin kiss eh?...that was special i bet...:bigsmile:
 

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it was so awesome, being in the water with them, touching them and watching them perform just for us (small group of 9 people, 2 dolphins) was one of the most incredible experiences I've ever had, wait till you see the pics of my souvenir from Progresso lol our first stop, first shore excursion and blondie here broke her big toe lol :lookaroun but you can bet your sweet ass lol :sigh: that didn't slow me down when it came to riding the ATV 4-wheelers through the jungles of cozumel, our second stop lol :satisfied [/COLOR]
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1685761]it was so awesome, being in the water with them, touching them and watching them perform just for us (small group of 9 people, 2 dolphins) was one of the most incredible experiences I've ever had, wait till you see the pics of my souvenir from Progresso lol our first stop, first shore excursion and blondie here broke her big toe lol :lookaroun but you can bet your sweet ass lol :sigh: that didn't slow me down when it came to riding the ATV 4-wheelers through the jungles of cozumel, our second stop lol :satisfied [/quote]something you will always remember...did you get your boots..:plol...how did you break your big toe...and know i know you will enjoy the 4-wheeler excursion i have planned for us in border run;)...you can use your vacation sites as i vision..that is so cool doll :bigsmile:
 

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no, no boots lol gotta go to an exotic dancer store to get them, not an item carried in vicky's secret or fredericks or shoe stores even lol I had on wet booties, we were snorkeling caverns, sinkholes and the stairs down to them were wet and I went to rinse off my mask and slipped, caught myself in time to save my ass lol just not the toe lol :blush: I've never seen so many lovely shades of purple lol[/COLOR]
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1685772]no, no boots lol gotta go to an exotic dancer store to get them, not an item carried in vicky's secret or fredericks or shoe stores even lol I had on wet booties, we were snorkeling caverns, sinkholes and the stairs down to them were wet and I went to rinse off my mask and slipped, caught myself in time to save my ass lol just not the toe lol :blush: I've never seen so many lovely shades of purple lol[/quote]awwww give me your foot i will kiss the bobo betters...:inlove: i can hardly wait to see now..ypou have me very curious... :tounge2: those are not the colors you want to see..but they are pretty aren't they...:tounge2:
 

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just kiss softly lol the purple extends all the way to the middle of the top of my foot and across 3 toes now lol that will be the first set I upload cuz that memory card's smaller lol but it's not the same one that has the dolphin on it, that would be too easy lol :lookaroun the thing that got me is they kept wanting me (us) to get off the ATV's to see silly stuff like mayan temples and hidden caves and on the ATV's is the only place my foot didn't hurt lol :alien: [/COLOR]
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1685797]just kiss softly lol the purple extends all the way to the middle of the top of my foot and across 3 toes now lol that will be the first set I upload cuz that memory card's smaller lol but it's not the same one that has the dolphin on it, that would be too easy lol :lookaroun the thing that got me is they kept wanting me (us) to get off the ATV's to see silly stuff like mayan temples and hidden caves and on the ATV's is the only place my foot didn't hurt lol :alien: [/quote]softly is the only way i know how to heal a bobo...gently lifting your foot to my lips i softly kiss your toe...as soft as the feather of a baby bird...that is so sore looking...stay off it and relax...:xmas: that is so silly of them to want you to get off the ATV's
 

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I'm s gald you got this posted, Sugar Butt!!!
So many poor bastards need a helping hand!!!
 

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I liked to have never gotten my shoe on or I'd have taken it off and showed them lol such magical healing powers your kisses have love, it's feeling betters already! got a cramp in that toe this morning lol I thought I was gonna die lol I have absolutely nowhere to go or nothing to do so staying off of it as ordered Doc Love ... lmao :lookaroun :alien: :inlove: [/COLOR]
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1686005]thank you for sharing it with us sweetheart! :inlove: it sure would be nice if it made POD but they've not pulled one from this forum in a very long time, f**kers lol :satisfied [/quote]

You're more than welcome, Sugar Butt! LMAO! I bet its J'roo Tim thats doing the picking lol and he hasn't discovered the lower parts of the forum yet!!!
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 1686003]I liked to have never gotten my shoe on or I'd have taken it off and showed them lol such magical healing powers your kisses have love, it's feeling betters already! got a cramp in that toe this morning lol I thought I was gonna die lol I have absolutely nowhere to go or nothing to do so staying off of it as ordered Doc Love ... lmao :lookaroun :alien: :inlove: [/quote]damn they hurt...those toe cramps are not my idea of a good time...sometimes i get cramps in my calfs..and the only thing that helps is standing on a cold floor...most times i cant stand up to put my foot on the floor...lmao..figures eh?
smooches:inlove: :inlove: