Things you can say about your car but not your wife/girlfriend

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I can turn her on with one hand!

Someone banged her in the car park the other day and drove off!

I can get inside her whenever I want!

Great ride!

She fits two in the front and three in the rear!
 
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I don't like it when she is dirty
It's nicer with the top off
My dad use to own her before he sold her to me
I'm the only one that has ever ridden her
 

TwiztedAngel

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She aint allowed in bed with me.
Her fumes could kill a man.
She's the fastest thing in town.
I'm trading her in for a newer model.
 

konifur

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#8
Hey Brilor! Do you know how to give a woman a rebore?
Easy, you just put a ham shank up her minge then pull the bone out.