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Manzy

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#41
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squirt

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#42
Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table. Said the mysterious old
woman, "For fifteen dollars, I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."

Paul readily agreed and the palm reader took one look at his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no girlfriend."

"That's true," said Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing. Can you tell all of this from the 'love line' on my palm?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses."
 

brilor

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#47
[QUOTE="squirt, post: 3706322][jimg]fa7t/z3/5/f/U/c/a.baa.jpg[/jimg][/QUOTE]

Is that a wee Koni and mum & Dad at the door?
 

konifur

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#51
[QUOTE="brilor, post: 3706873]Is that a wee Koni and mum & Dad at the door?[/QUOTE]

but it`s not like that now, thanks to the very absorbent wank wipes......oh that reminds me i must order another box off bamber.