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konifur

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My mother said

that I never should
never play with the naughty rude girls in the wood
Their giggling talk I could never understood
And thats why I fell in love with my right hand
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And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
And im always pulling my pudd

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I was 25 years old
before I was kissed
and then I found the I prefered
a swift one off the wrist
Its cheap and convenient
and you cant catch VD
Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

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Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've got pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

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I've wanked over Italy
I've wanked over Spain
I've wanked in an omibus
I've even had a wank in a train

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I've used a badger
and a melon
and a cat
a inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a David Crocket hat

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Oh Mrs Palm
and your 5 lovely daughters
Thank you for having me
and being oh so kind
I've pains in my arms
and my donkeys growing shorter
My knees have turnt to water
And I think im going blind

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And thats why
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and it does me good like it bloody well should
I'm a wanker
I'm a wanker
and im always pulling my pudd. :musicn:

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konifur

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Sometimes wanking is not allowed....


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stevent222

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I always knew my dear sweet Mother,
she told me alot of things that are right.

But when she said that wanking was wrong,
And you will grow hair in you palm and I
didn't want that.

Now I know that she was at least half right
and should of listened to her.

For I have no hair in my palm
but now at almost age 61,
I did somewhat go deaf.​


EDIT: I do have a little question that is if you have your g/f do it is that still wanking?
 

konifur

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Yep, that makes her a wanker as well.

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konifur

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This thread is for everyone, not just those posh wankers.


"Even i`m allowed in this thread,you would be surprised to find that i`m a wanker as well!"
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