Why is marraige so difficult ??

hydradragon

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One would think after being married for a long period things would get easier because you think you know your partner but instead things just get more complicated and harder to fix.
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4185762]"I am so sick of your shit!" lol :peekaboo:[/QUOTE]


So am I now move out our marriage is over...:throwstones:
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4185763]So am I now move out our marriage is over...:throwstones:[/QUOTE]

lmao ... but I LIKE it here, YOU move out! lol :waiting:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4185770]lmao ... but I LIKE it here, YOU move out! lol :waiting:[/QUOTE]

I slept with your sister, and the dog...:nose:
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4185771]I slept with your sister, and the dog...:nose:[/QUOTE]

I don't care, you ain't slept with me in awhile! lol :raspberry:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4185772]I don't care, you ain't slept with me in awhile! lol :raspberry:[/QUOTE]

I faked my orgasms anyway...:nana:
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4185773]I faked my orgasms anyway...:nana:[/QUOTE]

then that makes 2 of us lol :high5:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4185774]then that makes 2 of us lol :high5:[/QUOTE]

I always thought you were having an asthma attack anyway. And I'm sure the kids ain't all mine, 3 are black, 2 look like Jackie Chan and the only white one has Ginger hair!
 

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[QUOTE="kipper, post: 4185776]I always thought you were having an asthma attack anyway. And I'm sure the kids ain't all mine, 3 are black, 2 look like Jackie Chan and the only white one has Ginger hair![/QUOTE]

well, you wuz bizzy having sex with the dog and my sister, WTF was I supposed to do?! lol :eh:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4185784]well, you wuz bizzy having sex with the dog and my sister, WTF was I supposed to do?! lol :eh:[/QUOTE]


Cook the fucking dinner!! or should I say burn the dinner AGAIN...Fuck knows how you can burn a salad...:swear:
 

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with a fecking match!
I prolly wouldn't burn it if you'd get your arse out of the bar at a decent hour! lol :drinking:
 

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[QUOTE="squirt, post: 4185791]with a fecking match!
I prolly wouldn't burn it if you'd get your arse out of the bar at a decent hour! lol :drinking:[/QUOTE]

Well I don't come home coz you get upset easy, I went out the other Friday and never got back till the Monday and you were upset, I thought fuck knows who's upset her, couldn't have been me as I hadn't been there....
 

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how many times did I TELL you that your mother would be here on Saturday! I had to spend the whole weekend with the bitch! lol :sob:
 

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we've been married nearly 35 years ... just not to each other lol :heehee:

:blowkiss:
 

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Hilarious !! but it does have truth to it. Thats what happens when you have been married for along long time. You tend to bring up every single disagreement baggage. A marraige needs to have a weight limit to not exceed :D
 

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[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 4185942]:meme: :rodeo: :meme:

Oh the hell with him squirt I thinks he's a bit gay anyways you know I am always here.[/QUOTE]



He is Steven, he once wanked into my wank sock.