Why is marraige so difficult ??

konifur

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I`m slightly gay, but only on Wednesdays.

But kipper is the one who gets a kick out of using my wank sock.

Well he might not be gay, but he is defiantly a TWAT!
 

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[QUOTE="hydradragon, post: 4187013]Hilarious !! but it does have truth to it. Thats what happens when you have been married for along long time. You tend to bring up every single disagreement baggage. A marraige needs to have a weight limit to not exceed :D[/QUOTE]

one of the true miracles of this world is that a man and a woman can co-exist at all! lol
for me, I try to stay away from the words "always" and "never", I try to deal with what I'm mad about in that moment, not something he did 30 years ago
I saw something the other day that I've put in my back pocket to reference any time I need it: "You don't have to attend every fight (argument) you're invited to!"
we can't control the way someone else acts, but we can control the way we react to it!
 

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When i read 1 of the jokes in this forum about marraige and how great it is to find that 1 special person to annoy for the rest of your life it gave me a different perspective that i had never thougt of. one of the most fun things about being a couple is how you get to tease each other and those lil inside jokes how they make you laugh when you really need it. Thanks for sharing certain words to stay away from its helpful info and not being a control freak is my biggest challenge but i've gotten better at it and work at it all the time.
 

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No and besides it wasn't on a Wednesday, you see if your a male & straight never ever go over this his house on a Wednesday.

Now all the joking aside dear, why is your marriage being difficult? I find it's usually has to do with finances that is what my wife and I always fight about well anyways did, we're divorced now but not because of that it was due to my drinking and her whoring around on me.

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[QUOTE="stevent222, post: 4187108]
why is your marriage being difficult?
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Nope not a finance issue I know that is the root of most relationships stress but it has never been an issue for me. Not that we are wealthy its just that issue does not bother me as much as others. So no big problem jus tsomething i was pondering.
 

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because most women just dont listen
Really?!?! lol

I disagree for one I listened for 19 years in my past relationship
I listened so much that I became his maid, I told myself I’ll never go
through that again and even told my hubby now Don’t even ask me if it’s not
going to be 50/50 we’re in this together I’m not doing it All again, it almost
made me lose my mind, I got sick, lost weight had no self expression
So if someone isn’t listening recheck your delivery there’s a reason
 

roadkill

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Really?!?! lol

I disagree for one I listened for 19 years in my past relationship
I listened so much that I became his maid, I told myself I’ll never go
through that again and even told my hubby now Don’t even ask me if it’s not
going to be 50/50 we’re in this together I’m not doing it All again, it almost
made me lose my mind, I got sick, lost weight had no self expression
So if someone isn’t listening recheck your delivery there’s a reason
listening is not being made a slave..its absorbing the words and considering what is being said
too many women and men included dont listen...they react just as you have here
thanks for taking part in my experiment melky...lol..luv ya♥
 

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I have noticed that in any "modern" relationship, the person with the most cash calls the shots. People come to me all the time asking my advice on relationships, I just smile, wink, and leave them to figure it out themselves..;)