Xmas cracker jokes. (Please add)

brilor

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#21
Merry Christmas.

If you're offended, fuck off!
 

squirt

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#27
it's not even right lol
it goes:

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eyed deer

what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? still no eyed deer

what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitals? still no fucking eyed deer!


hee hee! lol[/COLOR]
 

Istvan

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#31
I have been ask to write some jokes and mottoes for next years xmas crackers, I would be very grateful for any contributions, I have shown a few as an example

Q; What does a pearl wear for the Easter parade?
A; An oyster bonnet

Q; Why do firemen wear red braces and policemen blue ones?
A; To keep their trousers up

Q; How do monkeys make toast?
A; They put the bread under a gorilla

Q; Why are there no head ache pills in the jungle?
A; The parrots ate 'em all

Q; What do you call a Chinese girl with a food mixer on her head?
A; Blender