Military Humour - Page 3

anna_hun · 01-14-2009, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Seti

US Soldiers in Iraq - The Ding Dong Song

Haha...awesome...havent seen this one yet..will pass it on..Ty

Seti · 02-18-2009, 11:04 PM

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."
-Army's magazine of preventive maintenance.

"Aim towards the Enemy."
-Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.
-U.S. Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground."
-U.S. Air Force

"If the enemy is in range, so are you."
-Infantry Journal

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."
-U.S. A ir Force Manual

"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons."
-Gen. MacArthur

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo."
-Infantry Journal

"You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me."
-U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.

"Tracers work both ways."
-U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five second fuses only last three seconds."
-Infantry Journal

"Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything."
-U. S Navy Swabbie

"Bravery is when you're the only one who knows you're afraid."
-David Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."
-Infantry Journal

"No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection."
-Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once."
-Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown Marine Recruit

"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."
-Your Buddies

Seti · 02-21-2009, 08:41 PM

Itsnotgonnaspankitself... · 02-22-2009, 03:29 AM

"Terrorists had shape-shifted into Sheeps, but the smart American soldiers didnt fall for the enemies deception and attacked them while they were still in Sheep form."

Seti · 04-18-2009, 08:17 AM

**squirt** · 04-18-2009, 08:35 PM

lol ... quite by accident lol

Itsnotgonnaspankitself... · 04-20-2009, 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seti

haha...ouch...

they say there aren't many places that a tank can't go, but it looks like they managed to find one...

Seti · 04-21-2009, 03:07 AM

Itsnotgonnaspankitself... · 04-22-2009, 10:46 AM

haha...apparently, this is what happens when you forget to lock in your barrells after changing them out...

**squirt** · 04-22-2009, 05:18 PM

we live for little moments like that lol

02-18-2009, 11:04 PM	#22 (permalink)
Seti Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,776 Rep Power: 1555	Uncommon Wisdom From the Military... "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance. "Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U.S. Marine Corps "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground." -U.S. Air Force "If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." -U.S. A ir Force Manual "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons." -Gen. MacArthur "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry Journal "You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me." -U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt. "Tracers work both ways." -U.S. Army Ordnance "Five second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal "Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything." -U. S Navy Swabbie "Bravery is when you're the only one who knows you're afraid." -David Hackworth "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." -Infantry Journal "No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay "Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." -Anon "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do." -Unknown Marine Recruit "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your Buddies

04-21-2009, 03:07 AM	#28 (permalink)
Seti Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,776 Rep Power: 1555	Enough Said...

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02-21-2009, 08:41 PM	#23 (permalink)
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02-22-2009, 03:29 AM	#24 (permalink)
Itsnotgonnaspankitself... Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 12,839 Rep Power: 1443	"Terrorists had shape-shifted into Sheeps, but the smart American soldiers didnt fall for the enemies deception and attacked them while they were still in Sheep form."

04-18-2009, 08:17 AM	#25 (permalink)
Seti Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,776 Rep Power: 1555

04-18-2009, 08:35 PM	#26 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,909 Rep Power: 8572	lol ... quite by accident lol

04-22-2009, 10:46 AM	#29 (permalink)
Itsnotgonnaspankitself... Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 12,839 Rep Power: 1443	haha...apparently, this is what happens when you forget to lock in your barrells after changing them out...

04-22-2009, 05:18 PM	#30 (permalink)
squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,909 Rep Power: 8572	we live for little moments like that lol