Apologies if it's been done already! (I did search but didn't find anything!)
A guy staggers out of a pub drunk out of his skull.
He spies a nun walking along the road toward him.
With a snarl he leaps at her, punching her in the face.
She goes down like a sack of bricks, completely shocked...
I've been looking for a forum to hang around in since my last haunt became a ghost town.
You guys seem pretty cool, I may lurk around a while and see if I could fit in.
Anything else I should add?
Any questions for me?