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    Men V Women...

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT: 1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED AMERICAN." 2. She is not a "SCREAMER" or a "MOANER" - She is "VOCALLY APPRECIATIVE." 3. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE." 4. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a...
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    New NEWS!!!!!

    New NEWS!!!! National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had"covertly" funded a project with the U.S. automakers for the past 5 years, whereby the automakers were installing black-box voice recorders in 4-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUV's in an effort to determine in...
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    What Happened???.....

    DOES ANYONE KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE JOURNALS??/ WHEN I CLICK ON THE BUTTON FOR JOURNALS, IT JUST TAKES ME TO THE FORUM FRONT PAGE. I HAVE A JOURNAL AND NOW ITS GONE!! THATS A SHAME....... PAULA....WITCHYREDROSE.
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    Police humor from Wisconsin

    Police humor from Wisconsin...enjoy the lovely day ahead! GOOD Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which...
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    Thinking Of My Roo Family.....

    http://www.powerpres.com/xmascard03.html CLICK THE LINK AND MOVE THE CHRISTMAS BALL SLOWLY... JUST A LIL FUN FOR CHRISTMAS... LOVE....... ~WITCHYREDROSE~
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    You may not know this but........

    You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender. 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up . It's an effective reproductive...
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    Omg!! This Is Funny!!!

    All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now...the wax. My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my...
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    Quotes, some you'll know, some you wont...

    <TABLE><TBODY><TR><TD width=1 bgColor=#a0c6e5></TD><TD width=5></TD><TD><TT>Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter) I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not...
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    Andy Rooney's Comments on Women Over 30

    <TABLE cellSpacing=8 cellPadding=0 width="100%" align=center border=0 nowrap><TBODY><TR><TD>Andy Rooney's Comments on Women Over 30 Andy Rooney says...... As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why: A woman over 30 will never wake you in the...
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    A lesson in what little ears pick up.

    <TABLE cellSpacing=8 cellPadding=0 width="100%" align=center border=0 nowrap><TBODY><TR><TD><STYLE></STYLE>Here's a truly heart-warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the...
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    P.m.s.............

    1.PassMy Shotgun 2.Psychotic Mood Shift 3.P erpetual Munching Spree 4.P uffy Mid- Section 5.P eople Make me Sick 6.P rovideMe withS weets 7.Pardon My Sobbing 8P imples May Surface 9.P ass My Sweatpants 10.P issy Mood Syndrome 11.P lainly; Men Suck 12.P ack My Stuff .and my favorite one...
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    A Hole Behind You.....

    A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. "I'm on the 7th...
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    Sunday Dinner for Italians....

    Sunday Dinner for Italians.... Italians have a $40,000. kitchen, but use the $259 stove from Sears in the basement to cook. There is some sort of religious statue in the hallway, living room, bedroom, front porch and backyard. The living room is filled with old wedding favors with poofy net...
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    MAUDE & MABLE

    > MAUDE & MABLE > > > Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a > > smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a > > condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues > > smoking. > > > Maude: What in the hell is that? >...
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    Cyanide

    Subject: CYANIDE > HA ! .............. > > Cyanide > > The lady enters a drug store and tells the pharmacist she needs some > cyanide. > > The pharmacist said, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" > > The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband. > > The pharmacist's eyes...
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    The Blonde and the Casino

    The Blonde and the Casino Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."...
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    Pharmacology update.....

    Subject: Pharmacology update In pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The...
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    Question For Jokaroo...

    QUESTION..... HOW COME THERE IS NO LINK TO THE NEW ARCADE IN THE OLD FORMAT? SOME OF US LIKED VEIWING THE ROO IN THE OLD DEFAULT STYLE? NOW IF WE WANT TO PLAY ARCADE WE HAVE TO CHANGE TO THE NEW STYLE FOR THE LINK TO WORK. SINCERLY....WITCHYREDROSE.
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    From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport

    From the state where drinking and driving is considered a sport comes a true story from Sunset, La. A routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood bar. Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the...
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