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    ♥ Dreamer ♥ Makes 25,000 Posts

    Congratulations on 25,000 Great posts goes to Dreamer Great Stuff, Now back to posting :whip: :santawave:
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    5000 Raps

    Congrats DLJStRap on 5,000 posts <!-- / message --> <!-- sig --> _______________________________ __ <!-- / message --> <!-- sig -->...
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    Dog For Sale

    A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever...
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    Governmental Math (or How They Tax Us)

    <embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1744959/easy_math.swf" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" name="Metacafe_1744959" height="345" width="400"> Easy Math -...
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    High Tech Robot

    A man walked into a very high-tech bar. As he sat down on a stool he noticed that the bartender was a robot. The robot clicked to attention and asked, "Sir, what will you have?" The man thought a moment then replied, "A martini please." The robot clicked a couple of times and mixed the...
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    The Flower

    The park bench was deserted as I sat down to read Beneath the long, straggly branches of an old willow tree. Disillusioned by life with good reason to frown, For the world was intent on dragging me down. And if that weren't enough to ruin my day, A young boy out of breath approached me, all...
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    A.a.a.d.d.

    Thank goodness there's a name for this disorder. Somehow I feel better even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at...
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    My Little World

    This is from the opening ceremonies at the Ohio Scottish Games.
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    U.S. Memorial Day - Remember

    Memorial Day
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    Are You Sexually Powerful?

    <table width=350 align=center border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2><tr><td bgcolor="#EEEEEE" align=center> <font face="Georgia, Times New Roman, Times, serif" style='color:black; font-size: 14pt;'> <strong>You Are Extremely Sexually Powerful</strong> </font></td></tr> <tr><td bgcolor="#FFFFFF">...
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    How Spicy are YOU?

    Your Spicy Score: HOT! You're confident, sexy, and not afraid to go for it. Life is for living. You love being the center of attention, and you'll do anything to stay in the spotlight. You have no inhibitions. You're comfortable in your own skin, even when you have no clothes on! You're out...
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    Birthday Gift

    Max sat at the bar totally dejected. The bartender served him his second drink and said, "What's wrong pal?" "I'll never understand women." Max said. "The other night my wife threw me a birthday party. She told me that later on, as her gift to me, I could do with her whatever I...
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    Enjoy the Ride

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    Kate Nicholas and Gin - Britain's Got Talent

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    A Scot on Holiday in Paris

    One morning a Scotsmanis having breakfast in Paris, (coffee, croissants, bread, butter and marmalade) when a Frenchman, chewing bubble-gum, sits down next to him. The Scotsman ignores the Frenchman who, nevertheless, starts a conversation.. Frenchman: 'You Scots folk eat the whole...
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    How Old do You Act

    <table align="center" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0" width="350"><tbody><tr><td align="center" bgcolor="#eeeeee"> You Act Like You Are 30 Years Old </td></tr><tr><td bgcolor="#ffffff"> <center></center> You are a thirty-something at heart. You've had a taste of success and true...
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    Prez Obama...Off to Great Start

    Barack Obama may have stumbled over his words briefly during his inauguration, but he made an even bigger blunder later Tuesday evening. The newly sworn-in President opted not to appear at what should have been one of the most important Balls on his agenda that evening - The Salute to Heroes...
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    A Salute to Image Hosting Sites

    Thought I'd say thanks to the image hosting sites that make places like the 'Roo more enjoyable. __________________ The image above is provided by freeimageuploader. Nearly every site can provide this one. This one is from our pals at tinypic And the ever present photobucket. Our...
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    Happy New Year

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    $25 Loan

    A man came home from work late, tired and irritated, to find his 5-year old son waiting for him at the door. SON: 'Daddy, may I ask you a question?' DAD: 'Yeah sure, what it is?' replied the man. SON: 'Daddy, how much do you make an hour?' DAD: 'That's none of your business. Why do you ask such...
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