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    "Signatures from the Heart!"

    My new book "Signatures from the Heart!" has just been released. http://www2.xlibris.com/books/webimages/wd/72549/index.htm
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    Stock warning!!

    Stock Warning:<O:p</O:p <O:p</O:p Normally I avoid discussing any advice regarding buying or selling of stocks, but I felt this is important enough to share and warn you since this explosive situation might prove to be yet another ENRON. Please review any holdings you might have in the following...
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    Tattoo Your Weenie!

    Jack has a girlfriend, Wendy, whom he loves a lot. To prove how much he loves her, he gets "Wendy" tattooed on his weenie. When it's erect, it says her name, and when deflated it reads "Wy". <O:p</O:p Jack pops the question to her, she accepts and off they go to Jamaica on their honeymoon...
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    Checkingonu

    http://pages.suddenlink.net/baraboo57/checkingonu.html Hope you are all right.
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    Great News!!!!!!

    Great News!!!!
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    A Moment of Recognition Lest We Forget

    <TABLE class=MsoNormalTable style="mso-cellspacing: 0in; mso-yfti-tbllook: 1184; mso-padding-alt: 0in 0in 0in 0in" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR style="mso-yfti-irow: 0; mso-yfti-firstrow: yes; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes"><TD style="BORDER-RIGHT: #f0f0f0; PADDING-RIGHT: 5.25pt...
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    My Mind Is Gone!

    Oh God," sighed the wife one morning, "I'm convinced my mind is almost completely gone!" Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, "I'm not surprised. You've been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!"
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    A Sexual Marathon!

    A Sexual Marathon! <O:p</O:p Paul returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Alma that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed, and they made passionate love. <O:p</O:p Six hours later, Paul...
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    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Please add...

    Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? Barack Obama: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE! John McCain: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in coopration and dialogue with all the chickens on the...
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    The Vegas Hooker

    A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, "How much do you charge?"Hooker replies, "It starts at $500 for a hand-job."Guy says, "$500 dollars! For a hand-job! No hand-job is worth that...
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    Three Quickies!

    Three Quickies! <TABLE width=540 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle width="100%">A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to 'write' with it. Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance...
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    Is PMS In The Bible?

    Is PMS In The Bible?<O:p</O:p A preacher was telling his congregation that anything they could think of, old or new, was discussed somewhere in the Bible and that the entirety of the human experience could be found there.<O:p</O:p After the service, he was approached by a woman who said...
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    Screw Him To Death?

    Screw Him To Death? <TABLE width=540 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle width="100%">A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 83 year old man, planning to screw him to death on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off...
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    Once upon A Time

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    9 Words Women Use

    9 Words Women Use 1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game...
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    A Woman's Wish

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    Guess Who I'll Marry!

    Guess Who I'll Marry! <CENTER><TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double; BORDER-TOP: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double" cellPadding=10 width=480 bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=left...
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    Who To Operate On!

    Who To Operate On! <CENTER><TABLE style="BORDER-RIGHT: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double; BORDER-TOP: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double; BORDER-LEFT: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double; BORDER-BOTTOM: rgb(0,128,192) 8px double" cellPadding=10 width=480 bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=left...
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    Slogans Being Considered for Viagra:

    <TABLE width=520 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle width="100%"><BIG>Slogans Being Considered for Viagra: </BIG> <BIG>10. Viagra, The quicker dicker upper </BIG> <BIG>9. Viagra, One-a-day, like iron </BIG> <BIG>8. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight </BIG> <BIG>7...
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    It Blows Kisses!

    It Blows Kisses! <TABLE width=540 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle width="100%">A man is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone without...
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