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    don't know what day this is...

    Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way the office. At 10 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opens the door, she was handed a box containing a dozen...
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    David decided to retire

    One day David decided to retire ... qwh9/z3/T/B/Y/e/TBYea.caa.1-stuff-stuff-0821142.jpg He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank. qwh9/z3/T/B/Y/e/TBYea.aaa.1-stuff-stuff-0821142.jpg David soon found himself on an...
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    Weather Conditions

    Weather Conditions Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Long Prairie, Minnesota. She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling.. The temperature is 32 below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Wind chill...
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    The will...

    The Will......... Douglas McCray is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: My son, "Bernie...
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    An Accident Report...

    I am writing in response to your request for “additional information.” In block number 30 of the accident report form, I put “poor planning” as the cause for my accident. You said in your last letter that I should explain more fully. I trust that the following detail will be sufficient. I...
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    A U.S. Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave...

    A U.S. Air Force C-130 was scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland, at midnight during a winter month. During the pilot's pre-flight check, he discovers that the latrine holding tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base and an airman who was off duty is...
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    That's how the fight started

    qqlj/z3/N/K/W/e/a.baa.1-stuff-stuff-060514-2.jpg My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have Sex?' 'No,' she answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' ... She didn't even look at me this time...
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    How many of you would do this?

    Bullwinkle and Game warden http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=f9132a37d604
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    A suggestion from a Human Resources Manager

    HOW TO PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES . . . 1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room. 2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door. 3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours. 4. Then analyze the situation: a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting...
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    Morning Coffee

    A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced down...
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    Morphing...

    Enjoy Special VI Morphing :-) - YouTube
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    People vs Snow

    The People vs Winter - YouTube
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    For all you space junkies out there

    NASA | Earthrise: The 45th Anniversary - YouTube About 7 minutes long... The Story Of The Earth's Most Famous Photo
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    My Travel Plans for 2014

    I been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone. I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there. I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there...
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    Swimming with sharks

    A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. "I will give anything of mine to the man who swims...
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    How some men decorate their homes

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    Why the chicken crossed the road...

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    Forgot my glasses...

    Yesterday, my daughter again asked me why I didn't do something useful with my time. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She said that she was "only thinking about me", and suggested that I go down to the senior center, and hang...
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    how the Olympics got it's name...

    A slave girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted sexual arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drinks containing...
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