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    Deep thoughts

    These posts are things I have come across and have struck me as Profound. I would like to share them with you and invite you all to do the same.:bow: The question is laid out. For each of us to ask. Whether to hold on. Or to drop the mask...
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    The promise of a new day

    :ww:Don't do nothing you can't share, and be prepared to discuss everything that you do. --martinshepherdmd-- Secrets diminish self-respect; they foster paranoia, and they make it impossible to have honest and open communication. Self-disclosure cleanses us; but an even greater benefit is...
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    Introducing my first Grandbaby!

    Hey fellow Roo'ers. I would like to take this opportunity to introduce to you my first Grandchild Gage. I think that we can all agree that he just might be the cutest kid on the planet!
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    Back with a Vengence

    Hello everyone. I joined Jokaroo in 2003 I believe and was an active poster for about 2 years until I dropped off the face of the internet when my computer went kaput in 2005. My husband and I split up and I had to move to cheaper place which was in the area where the towns drug addicts...
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    Why? Where? What?

    Have you ever had a question that no one you know can give you the answer to? Well I have them all the time, things I see or hear about and I can't find anyone who can give me the answer to. So I figured that since there are an awful lot of people who are members of the Roo from all over the...
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    Panda Demands Abortion

    I found this video on my homepage of Smiley Today in a segment called Onion News. It is has obviously been made up and cannot possibly be true. Although I do not find this video funny in anyway, I can't help but wonder if there are people out there that do believe it or find it entertaining. I...
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    How To Stay Safe In The Sun

    HOW TO STAY SAFE IN THE SUN Hello fellow Roo members. I would normally have posted this in my "How to Learn Just About Everything" Thread but because it is such an important issue, I felt it would get more exposure if it were in a Thread all it's own. I am terribly allergic to the Sun and I...
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    Uncool Zookeeper Won't Let Anyone Ride The Gorillas

    UNCOOL ZOOKEEPER WON'T LET ANYONE RIDE THE GORILLAS </P? BROOKFIELD, IL—Despite heartfelt pleas, Janice Petrone, a totally lame and uncool zookeeper at the Brookfield Zoo, repeatedly told a group of area sixth graders Monday that they were not allowed to ride on the backs of the western...
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    Bubba Had Shingles

    Bubba had Shingles Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist...
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    Loose Dog Told Where To Go

    Loose Dog Told Where To Go Idaho vandals paint message on furry coat of unleashed pooch MAY 3--Police are seeking the vandals who spray-painted the words "Go Home" on a Samoan Shepherd who enjoys wandering, unleashed, though its Idaho neighborhood. As seen in the below evidence photos, the...
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    Grandma's Cures

    GRANDMA'S CURES Did you know that drinking two glasses of Gatorade can relieve headache pain almost immediately--without the unpleasant side effects caused by traditional "pain relievers." Did you know that Colgate toothpaste makes an excellent salve for burns. Before you head to the...
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    Jokes for Women

    Read and Enjoy Ladies - Just Wait Until The Lady Bashing Jokes Appear!!! Men Bashing Jokes Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones. What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man. Why is...
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    What Happens When A Pit Bull Picks A Fight With A Porcupine

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    A Drunk Needs a Push

    Subject: You've got to love drunk people > > > > A man and his wife are awakened, at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband, "it...
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    Your not going to believe this!!!!!

    Hi Gang. I found this Link on my homepage "Smiley Today" When I seen the headline I couldn't help but be intrigued so I followed it and what I saw at the end blew my mind and I just had to share it with my friends at Jokaroo. AIR SEX
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    So Many Pics. So Little Memory

    Hi Gang. Those of you that have visited my other Thread, "Awesome Pics" will know that I had a problem with what I thought was my Uploader but I have tried with three other Uploaders and my pics still show up as little red X's. I have given up trying but I really want to share these pics with...
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    Spiritual Pictures

    I came across these pictures. They are very nice but I have no use for them so I thought I would post them because I know alot of you are very fond of Christian Pictures. TOUCH THE PRAYER SUPPERTIME IN HEAVEN SNOW ANGEL REST ASSURED MY SON LORD...
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    Recycle Your Old Cell Phone

    DONATE YOUR CELL PHONE Did you know that you can donate a cell phone? Almost every person in the West owns at least one cell phone and the numbers are rising. The technology is constantly changing and the useful life of a cell phone can be a matter of months. This is not because the phone...
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    Jack and Jill get Married

    JACK AND JILL GET MARRIED Jack was going to be married to Jill, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, "Son, let me tell you something. On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother. Then I said, "Here Honey, try these on."...