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    Congratulations to Squirt!

    I just seen that Squirt made Julys Member of the Month!! :thumbs up: :YAY::clap: :clap::YAY: :bow:
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    A Prayer for Grandpa!

    Dear God, please send clothes for all those poor ladies on grandpa's computor. Amen!
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    Hi All.... I'm Back!!

    Hey everyone, thought I'd stop in here to say Hi to everyone! :bigsmile: And to appologize to you all for not having been around in so long.... I am truly Sorry!! :blush: I have missed this place and everyone here ALOT!! But I have been unemployed and no internet... there for no Roo :cry...
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    Sensible Observations

    1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car." --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: "Take two...
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    New Government Seal

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    Party Animals!?!?!

    A koala is sitting up a gum tree... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala ! What are you doing?" The koala says: Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they smoke a few joints...
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    Have You Smiled Today???

    HAVE YOU SMILED TODAY????? <?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P> <O:P> </O:P> It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward. <O:P></O:P> <O:P> </O:P> LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............
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    Kiss & Tell

    No one really knows the origin of the kiss. But, the only bad kisses are the "Kiss of Death" and "Kiss My . . . (well, you know)". All the rest, from "The Intimate Romantic Kiss" to "The Peck on the Cheek", are nice things. Kiss & Tell You burn 26 calories in a one minute kiss. The...
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    Gladiators American Style

    A tribute to our Troops! :bigsmile: Click on this ---- Great slide show!!! http://objflicks.com/GladiatorAmericanStyle.htm
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    How To Make Someone Very Happy!!

    The President, the First Lady and Dick Cheyney are flying on Air Force One. George looks at Laura, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out the window right now and make somebody very happy." Laura shrugs her shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten $100.00...
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    Time for that Diet!!!!

    :tounge: :tounge:
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    Virus Warning

    Virus warning There is a new virus circulating. It is called "WORK." If you receive WORK from your colleagues, your boss, or from anyone else, do not touch it under any circumstances. This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should happen to come in contact...
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    Hairball Bowling

    I found this link in my email and thought I would share it with everyone!! :lookaroun http://upchucky.com/games/hairball-bowling.html Have fun! :laugh:
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    RooFessions?!?!?

    ... I wonder which Roo made this confession!! :laugh:
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    Write Your Letters to Santa!!!

    Write YOUR own letter to santa!! http://www.wtv-zone.com/LadyBoheme/dearsanta.html Here's mine..... Dear Santa, I have been a good girl. It really wasn't my fault what happened at Karen's Christmas party. It was Rhiannon who spiked the punch with too much tequila. I can't help...
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    Naughty & Sewnutz's .... SNAGGABLES!!

    Sewnutz and I were both gonna start a snag thread here. So we decided to joined forces.... and put them together!! Feel free to snag anything you like.... and if you have something you'd like to share also.... just add them on also!! So here's a few to start...lol!
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    Queen Isabella's "RED HEADS" Thread ... pt 2

    Queen Isabella's Strictly "RED HEADS" Thread (#1) http://board.jokaroo.com/showthread.php?t=47328 No Nudity Please!! Thought I'd help ya out with this one Izzie! :)
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    Attention Roo'ers!!

    The Society section is going back to being the Family oriented section that it was ALWAYS suppose to be!! In other words ..... No more nudity at all in this section! ** Nothing naked ** I made the mistake of letting some be ok in 1 thread.... and then to be fair let some be in a few others...
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