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    Druid's Grimoire

    I thought that I might post a few stories for you... Hope you like them, and feedback is always appreciated. M.
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    GALA Christmas Party

    GALA Christmas Party Company Memo 1 FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: November 16, 2009 RE: Gala Christmas Party I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd, starting at noon in the private function room at...
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    Druid's Crayon Therapy

    Now that I have had my third pot of coffee and time to think before all the kiddies come in to pester me with papers that they were assigned 6 weeks ago, but it's due tomorrow and I need help and it's only 10 pages....:evilgrin::2forpopcorn::bahhumbug: Anyhow I decided to put this up...
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    Country's new ride

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    November 22nd 1980: The Day God Abdicated

    (Sorry that this is such a long post, but with Saturday being the 34th anniversary, it has not been that good a week, so bear with me.) There has been much written about the 22nd of November, 1963. That date is well set in the psyche of three generations, and pounded into the heads of their...
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    The End of Confussion

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    methinks he's gonna be in trouble

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    Mother Knows Best

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    a good political point

    We in Holland cannot figure out why you Americans are even bothering to hold an election. On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer. On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge...
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    Governmental Announcemet

    "The government announced today that it is changing it's emblem to a condom,because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance.A condom stands up to inflation,halts production, destroys the next generation,protects a bunch of pricks,and gives you a sense of security while you're...
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    Cdc Alert

    CDC Alert The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of...
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    Being it's right around the corner...

    I felt compelled to bring this to your attention... This April Fools' Day, play the perfect practical joke on your friends and family members! ARIES: Challenge them to a race. Let them win, then tell them they cheated. TAURUS: Replace their soft, silky sheets with burlap sacks...
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    12 pains of Christmas

    The Twelve Pains Of Christmas! - A Funny Christmas Movie From Humor Haus!
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    Santa's lists...which one are you on?

    <center><p> Christmas Naughty or Nice List<br /><br /> <img src="http://extimg.jokesunlimited.com/santalist.jpg" alt="Naughty or Nice List"><br/><br/> <b>Christmas Naughty or Nice List</b><br/><br/><b>You are on the <font color=red>The Nice List</font></b><br/><br/>...
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    Brief History of Women

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    A Yoopper's Perfect Date

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    Squirt on the beach...

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