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    Don't ask.........

    In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first Witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a young boy, and...
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    Please Keep The Preacher......

    A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wanted him to leave. Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the city, stands up and proclaims, "If the Preacher stays, I will...
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    GOD IS LOVE! Please add.......

    I found this poem on the internet this morning and I respect all people around the world who wish to worship in their own rights. We all have to live together, learning and growing from each other. If anyone wishes to add to this thread I would be only too pleased to see it. Please add as you...
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    Now - Repeat after me......

    Now - repeat after me:- "I will never complain about my job again.....":hehe: :thumbs-up
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    I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits....

    Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Daniel Pancaldi Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers, Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers, Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers, Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits. 'Cos...
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    Message From The Queen

    Hi, I hope you enjoy this and have a good sense of humour! lol ** Important, please read thoroughly! ** To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II In light of your failure in recent years to nominate...
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    Spectacles.....

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    FaultyDog reaches 100 Posts!

    Well done FaultyDog on reaching 100 posts - I'm sure you'll find yourself reaching 1000 before you know it! lol hugs from Lotty xx
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    Wishful Thinking....

    DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO SIT ON SANTA'S LAP?
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    Three Italian Nuns

    Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish to be The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia...
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    Snow Fairy!

    There has been talk for years about a "Snow Fairy" who magically appears after snow falls, and shovels pavements and driveways, then disappears. He was recently sighted in the Dorset area and someone was lucky enough to get a photo!
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    A Must See And Read! Warning!!!!

    DO YOU EAT CHOCOLATE? We were raised on chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore. This is what happens when you eat...
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    Tha 1&only MsyRoss reaches 1000 Posts!

    Congratulations on reaching 1000 posts Melissa. And thank you for all those wonderful pics you give to everyone! Here's to the next 1000! Cheers....
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    Medication....

    In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also calle d Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a...
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    God Bless America!

    Tampons in Iraq - A Good Story Don't worry, it's a good story - and worth reading - it's even humorous in parts. It's from the mother of a Marine in Iraq. She writes: "My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said...
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    Happy 4th July To All My American Friends

    Hi Everyone, I just wanted to wish you all a wonderful day over there! There may be so many fireworks going off that we will be able to see them in England.... Let's hope the weather is more favourable over there, as we have rain and more rain here.... Have fun. Hugs from Lotty xx
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    Mum's Rules - What Do You Think?

    IF I COOK IT - YOU WILL EAT IT IF I MEND IT - YOU WILL WEAR IT IF I BUY IT - YOU WILL LIKE IT IF I SAY NO - YOU DON'T ARGUE IF I SAY GET OFF THE PHONE - YOU HANG UP IF I SAY DO IT - YOU DO IT IF I SAY BEDTIME - YOU SAY GOODNIGHT IF YOU ASK WHY -...
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    Sweet Mountainlion Hits 48,000 Posts!

    Hi Mountainlion, Congratulations and well done on reaching 48,000 posts dear friend. You make everyone smile with your pics and comments. Keep up the good work Doug. Looking forward to many, many more..... Hugs from Lotty xxxx <a href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img...
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    Freakin Brothers

    Video of freakinbrothers - Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting I hope you like this one! :hehe:
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