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    Andi Always, again...

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    Chef could use some prayers and cheering up...

    Today my brother had an accident at work. They think he may have had a seizure. He's home now but he has a pretty serious concussion and a head wound. He hit the ground so hard they had to use several staples to close up his head. He's very upset over the whole thing and he's worried about...
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    Has anybody heard from Ayla?

    Has anyone heard from Ayla lately? The last I heard she was having some health problems on top of everything else. I'd like to know if anyone has any news of her.
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    Kids who look like their dogs...

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    Why Cant We Live In Peace?

    Like this Daddy? ~Peace~ It's not just for Hippies anymore!
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    ~Andi Always~

    Hi, welcome to my thread... I have been very busy with a project and our still impending move so I've decided to pretty much retire to this thread for the time being. This way I can at least keep track of one thread through my e-mail or whatever until I can fully come back. Also, I intend to...
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    wifes paper route

    Most everybody knows I do a paper route on Sundays. I deliver 307 papers over 180 something miles through deepest, darkest southeastern Colorado... Today I took pictures of these things in people's yards for my dad. He's just retired and is looking for ideas for his new hobby. So that's why...
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    Church Bake Sale

    Church Bake Sale Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat. She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake."...
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    Very interesting...

    Interesting Origins As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash...
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    Baking Cookies with your Cat...

    Baking Cookies With Your Cat 1. Look in cookbook for cookie recipe. 2. Get cup of coffee. 3. Get cat off of cookbook. 4. Find that special recipe. 5. Get cat's nose out of coffee mug. 6. Go to fridge and get eggs. 7. Get dry ingredients from cupboard. 8. Break eggs in small bowl. 9...
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    Mud Puddles and Dandelions...

    Mud puddles and Dandelions... When I look at a patch of dandelions, I see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over my yard. My kids see flowers for Mom and blowing white fluff you can wish on. When I look at an old drunk and he smiles at me, I see a smelly, dirty...
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    Funny Police Bumper Stickers

    Funny Police Bumper Stickers... (My best friend is a cop and she sent me these. LMAO!!!)
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    A message from the rural Midwest...

    A Message from the Rural Midwest: Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nebraska, Kansas, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota, North Dakota, and South Dakota, those states'...
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    Inner Strength

    If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful...
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    Hoolywood Squares

    > > > >You remember the Original Hollywood Squares and its > comics? These may bring a tear to your eyes. These > great questions and answers are from the days when > "Hollywood Squares" game show responses were > spontaneous and clever, not scripted and (often) > dull...
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    Swedish Skipper

    The Swedish Skipper Check out the picture - then read the story. In Sweden it is a bit of a custom for the groom to be kidnapped and whisked off somewhere for his stag night, which usually lasts all day and all night rather than the typical British stag night where you all arrange it...
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    The race for Govenor gets Kinky...

    A few of you have asked me about the quote on my signature... Kinky Friedman is one of my favorite authors. Here's some info on him from his website. Now be honest how many of you just checked out this thread because it has "kinky" in the title? If you read at all you should check out...
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    Snickers Tech Support

    lololol
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    The Navy's early retirement bonus.

    The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for retirement a bonus of $1000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would...
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