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    New Alphabet

    <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> <tbody> The New Alphabet New Alphabet: A is for apple, and B is for boat,That used to be right, but now it won't float!Age before beauty is what we once said,But...
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    MAXINE on JESUS

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    The Power Of MAKEUP

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    LOVE is...........

    Please add if you wish :bateyes:
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    Maybe...............

    Maybe. . .we were supposed to meet the wrong people before meeting the right one so that, when we finally meet the right person, we will know how to be grateful for that gift. Maybe . . . when the door of happiness closes, another opens; but, often times, we look so long at the closed door that...
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    Aunty Acid

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    LOL.... Ever Wonder Why Health Care Is Soooooo High

    WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!! Bubba had shingles. Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line?Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a...
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    Remember me

    Turn up Sound A 15 year old girl made this. This puts to shame the output of a number of Hollywood producers and/or directors. All I can say is WOW!!!!!!! This film was made by a 15 year old girl. It is the hottest thing on the internet and on Fox News today. Lizzie Palmer who put...
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    Risk

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="80%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=poem2>To laugh is to risk appearing the fool To weep is to risk appearing sentimental To reach out for another is to risk involvement To expose feelings is to risk exposing your true self To play your ideas, your dreams...
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    If My Nose..............

    Daily Email Newsletter - Funniest Video of the Day Enjoy :)
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    Dear Alcohol

    Dear Alcohol First let me say that I’m a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the game, and you’re even around at the holidays (hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midst of endless family...
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    Head Cleaner

    A blond decides to do something she’s never done before - rent a dirty movie. She drives to the local Video Warehouse and makes here way to the adult section in the back. After looking around at titles, she selects a something that sounds very stimulating. She drives home, lights some candles...
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    A Last Night Out On The Town

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 border=0><TBODY><TR><TD vAlign=top>TWO OLD MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER...
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    Butt Kisser

    .: Butt Kisser A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon. All the patrons gawked as the cowboy kissed his horse on the butt before coming in and asking for a drink. The bartender serves him and asks, "Mind if I ask why'd ya kiss your horse on the butt?" The cowboy says, "It's 'cause I got...
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    Redneck's Dog's in Heat

    <TABLE width="97%" bgColor=#ffffff border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>The Redneck & the Dog in Heat On a hot summer day, a redneck cowboy came riding into town on his horse with his dog following. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree and went into the bar for a cold beer. About 20...
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    Here's the PROOF

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    Signs Found

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    Revealed....Why men like Dodge Trucks

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