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  1. Istvan

    Women, you can't live with them, you can't live with them

    and I should know, I have had 5 wives but be fair, two of them were my own, I always wanted to get married twice, especially during my first marriage, my first wife is no longer with us, she has gone to a better place, Bournemouth. The trouble having more than one wife is, more than one...
  2. Istvan

    Films, TV, and plays with one letter different;

    One foot in the gravy, Motorway chops who cares who wins, Last of the Summer whine the ten o'clock nudes
  3. Istvan

    New meaning to old words

    new meaning for old words Towards; what they have in t'hospitals in Yorkshire Unfrock; part of a strippers performance Train; what stops play in a Yorkshire cricket match Atlas; bare headed Towel; a bird that hunts by night in Yorkshire Tat; Yorkshire head wear Debrief; the finale of a...
  4. Istvan

    It says, Tell us about yourself, so here goes

    I was born at a very early age, in Budapezst, which was fortunate because my mother was there at the time, my original name was Thursday, because my father took one look and said "Let's call it a day", no that's not true, he left 2 years before I was born. I got a BA in Oxford, I slipped on the...