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Hello Friends and Rooers! Long time since I post, but I am again pregnant currently 3 months. I am sick like the dog in the morning and I have a new craving. (Sour Kraut and mayonnaise sandwiches) Oddly I still like onion rings and chocolate syrup too. The belly she is not SO enormous...

Hello A/all! I am back from hospital! The twins are nice and healthy, if a little early in coming. 1st born: Veronika Laura. 14.10 Moscow time. 2,1 kilos 49.5cm 2nd born: Aleksandr Vassilij 14.15 Moscow time. 2,5 kilos 52cm They are in incubator and when I see them last they are...

Okay, my Mama is here for tests and treatments of breast cancer. The doctors are scheduling another biopsy and more tests. I know that I should not worry, the doctors in Russia think the cancer is detected early and she can get good responses from the treatments without surgery. But should I...

The 1st Affair: A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 pm. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He...

We went to the Ironman movie and it is pretty good. Our friend was miffed that Tony Stark said he was Ironman, but I thought it was a good lead-in to the end credits music. If you go be SURE to stay through the credits as there is something neat at the last bit. I would say, but it would...

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone " Happy Birthday." I...

When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your local pharmacy, go to the thermometer section, and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and...

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces...

SMART ASS ANSWER #6 It was mealtime during a flight on American Airlines. "Would you like dinner?" the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. "What are my choices?" John asked. "Yes or no," she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure...

Marina and I were talking late into the night about things and since we are lovers I sort of let it slip that I wanted to get married. (I am VERY subtle hinter, nyet? LOL!) Well it seems that many US states are passing laws defining marriage as between man and woman to keep gay couples from...

NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake) LOCATION: Throughout the world DESCRIPTION: Varying from pink to black. Fangless, with a highly venomous spit. Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood and subspecies. SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks, mainly women, in the lower...

I stayed up most of the night with my cat who was very sick (like I am). He died this morning at 9AM. Now I only have one cat left.

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you've had it, if it's offered take it, because it'll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex...

Hello! I am Stooby. I am very new to this even though I signed up lots earlier. I just have the day off and am bored being ill. :( I hope to be more active though.