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  1. KingHomie

    Manzy Needs our Prayers and Thoughts

    Currently, Manzy is going through some tough times with her Aunt passing and other issues. Please send your love to her letting her know we all love her very much and hope for her to overcome these life issues very, very soon. My love and condolences to you my dear sweet friend Manzy ,, :cry:
  2. KingHomie

    15 second message

    Every time I post for the last couple of days I keep getting the "wait 15 seconds before posting again" or words to that effect. Today it has happened every time I posted today and it has taken me 2 1/2 hours to catch up on every thread and then when I respond to some that Manzy posted back to...
  3. KingHomie

    Double Sign in

    OK Squirty, I hope this is the place,, if not you can transfer it to the correct on :rofl: OK - every time I sign in I have to do it twice First time is the normal sign in page, I enter my user name and PW then I click on remember me then "Sign in" button The next thing that happens...
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    My Friend needs your prayers and thoughts

    This is my good friend, Buddy. We were stationed together off and on during our time in the Air Force and have stayed in touch all of these 50+ years. He is going under the knife next week for removal of a part of his esophagus at the stomach and then Chemo/radiation treatment for another lump...
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    Paris, France

    I would love to make this prayer thread on behalf of all those around the world who have lost a family member or friend in the horrific act of, as yet not sure who, that have so brutally taken the lives of all of those innocent people who were out on the town watching a ball game, eating at a...
  6. KingHomie

    Veteran's Day - Lest we NEVER FORGET!!!

    to start off I thought this short Video would be appropriate, please add as you wish sorry you will have to copy this and paste to your address bar as I don't know how to make it where you can click on it here,, Deck of Cards
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    Geoff - Surgery Tomorrow

    Geoff here is best wishes for you and that you have a quick and speedy recovery my friend.
  8. KingHomie

    What Makes 100%

    this is how it works out – now we know !! This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience. It has an indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud. This is a strictly ..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this: What Makes...
  9. KingHomie

    I didn't know this,,,,,,,,,

    For those of you who are into sport! A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee (pronounced Get-off-me) was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days, believe it or not, the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted...
  10. KingHomie

    Insanity in RETIREMENT..........

    How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity in RETIREMENT... 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, point a hair dryer at passing cars, and watch them slow down! 2. On all your cheque stubs, write, 'For Marijuana'! 3. Skip down the street rather than walk, and...
  11. KingHomie

    Young Priest

    The elderly priest, speaking to the younger priest, said, ''You had a good idea to replace the first four pews with plush bucket theater seats. It worked like a charm. The front of the church always fills first now.'' The young priest nodded, and the old priest continued, ''And you told me...
  12. KingHomie

    Sign in/posting problems

    Hey all, I am having a problem with signing in - I will sign in, and without posting I will see a post and want to click on the "LIKE" thing, when I do it I get a pop up saying I am not signed in,, I will ignore that pop up and go along and then post and it will let me do that. Then I try...
  13. KingHomie

    Satan and the Cowboy

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil...
  14. KingHomie

    Might be a Redneck,,,,,

    You Still Might Be A Redneck If... ...your blood alcohol content has ever exceeded your I.Q. couldn't go to church because your Sunday socks were being used as your truck's gas cap. think the vowels are E..I..E..I..O. clean your car or truck out...
  15. KingHomie

    Old Back Porch

    On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years. The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you...
  16. KingHomie

    Slow Down

    A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But a new expressway bypass meant an alarming increase in traffic. In fact, it was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three a day. So he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do something about these...
  17. KingHomie

    Yankees Fan

    A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Yankees fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Yankees fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher says, "Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a...
  18. KingHomie

    Best Friends

    Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami. They had been meeting that park every sunny day, for over 12 years, chatting and enjoying each other’s friendship. One day, the younger of the two ladies, turns to the other and says, "Please don't be angry with...
  19. KingHomie

    How Many Cats

    Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?" Johnny: "Seven." Teacher: "Let me put it to you...
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    The Locket

    Seeing her friend Sally wearing a new locket, Meg asks if there is a memento of some sort inside. “Yes,” says Sally, “a memorial lock of my husband’s hair.” “But Larry’s still alive.” “I know, but his hair is gone.”