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    Parking Problems

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    Are you OCD?!

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    Merry christmas rooers!

    Just want to wish everyone a Merry Christmas! Especially you naughty girls! :sete:
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    I do say the cutest stuff

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    Bothersome neighbors!

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    Playful and naughty!

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    New School Prayer

    Since the Pledge of Allegiance and The Lord's Prayer Are not allowed in most Public schools anymore. Because the word 'God' is mentioned..... A kid in Arizona wrote the attached. NEW SCHOOL PRAYER: Now I sit me down in school. Where praying is against...
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    When World War III began

    When WW III Started - 1979 This is not very long, but very informative You have to read the catalog of events in this brief piece. Then, ask yourself how anyone can take the position that all we have to do is bring our troops home from Iraq, reset the snooze alarm, go back to sleep, and no one...
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    Memorial Day Tribute

    It is the VETERAN, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the VETERAN, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the VETERAN, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the VETERAN, not the campus organizer, who has...
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    Gun control

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    Eye test!

    Need glasses? Look carefully at the picture below. Did you notice the bare butt of the girl in back? Now scroll down. If yes. Go to the optometrist immediately becuase it is the shoulder of the girl taking the picture!!!
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    Counseling - Southern Style

    Earl and Bubba are quietly sitting in a boat fishing, chewing tobacco and drinking beer when suddenly Bubba says, "I think I'm gonna divorce my wife - she ain't spoke to me in over 2 months." Earl spits, sips his beer and says, "Better think it over... women like that are hard to find."
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    The New Amerika, you HAVE to love it!

    Was it Will Rogers who said, "We'll be the first nation to drive to the poor house in our Cadillac?"<?XML:NAMESPACE PREFIX = O /><O:P></O:P> Something to think about!<O:P></O:P> Recently Michelle Obama served food to the homeless at a government funded soup kitchen. Cost to eat at...
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    Yes I'm trailer trash pt. 1

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    Celebrity views on sex!

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    Keep your distance!

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    Global Facts

    <B> At Any Given Moment: </B> 79,000,000 people are engaged in intercourse right now. 58,000,000 are kissing. 37,000,000 are relaxing after having sex. 1 lonely bugger is reading e-mails. You hang in there sunshine!
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    Financial planning

    Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most...
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    Old Timer

    Two guys, one old timer and one young, were pushing their carts around Costco when they collide. The old timer said to the young guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going." The young guy said, "That's OK. It's a...
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    Car has a shimmy!

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