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    What type of soul do you have?

    <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=5 width="95%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>You're a natural born trouble-maker. You hate authority and do everything you can to get around the law, or in some cases, break it. Naturally stubborn, you hardly ever...
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    What sign of the Black Zodiac are you?

    <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=5 width="95%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>The Withered Lover</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
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    What is your battle cry?

    <XMP>here's mine:</XMP><XMP>*</XMP><XMP>*</XMP> <XMP>*</XMP>
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    Tom did like he always does, kissing his wife, crawling into bed and falling to sleep. All of a sudden, he wakes up with an elderly man dressed in a white robe standing in front of his bed. "What the hell are you doing in my bedroom?...and who are you?" he asked. "This is not your bedroom," the...
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    Chocolate Chip Cookies

    An elderly Scotsman lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly...
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    Interesting Study

    A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she...
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    Merger News

    Victoria's Secret has merged with Smith & Wesson. Their new name is Titty Titty Bang Bang.
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    Everybody Dance Now!!

    c'mon, you know you wanna.... who can resist the duckie? RUBBER DUCKIE DANCE Starring the Muppets & Ernie Rubber Duckie, you're the one You make bathtime lots of fun Rubber Duckie, I'm awfully fond of you. woh-woh-bee-doh <CENTER><TABLE cellSpacing=0...
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    Geek Porn

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    Willys of the World

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    Fly's causing trouble again....

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    New Beer For The Guys

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    Not Sucking

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    Little Pigs

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    Southern Horoscopes

    Some Southerners are pretty skeptical of horoscopes and the people that read them. If they are to ever fully understand all the star signs and the people they represent, they need symbols that all true Southerners understand: See the list below... _____________________________ OKRA (Dec...
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    Son of a beech?

    Two tall trees, a birch & a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" - The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker...
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    Giving Birth

    A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies. "O.K. do you have a boyfriend?" asks the midwife. "No, no boyfriend either." "Do you have a partner...