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  1. Blue Angel

    Memo from Santa

    Memo from Santa I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve Georgia, Florida, West Virginia, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Ohio, Louisiana or Alabama on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my...
  2. Blue Angel

    Welcome back Saber surfer!

    You have been missed darlin!
  3. Blue Angel

    Microsoft XP Power toys I ran across this and thought some might like it.
  4. Blue Angel

    Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Mooglelover!

    to Mooglelover and Moogle'slady aka Kizzycat on their marriage September 22, 2005
  5. Blue Angel

    King Homie earns some extra credit

    Teacher's Pet????
  6. Blue Angel

    Computer addict???

    Time for intervention?
  7. Blue Angel

    What'cha eatin?

    Heheheh....Round one!
  8. Blue Angel

    Crying husband

    Crying Husband <TABLE width="60%"><TBODY><TR><TD>A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband. Listening again...
  9. Blue Angel

    How sexy is your name?

    According to studies, the first letter of your first name reveals your sexual identity... What do you think? A You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can`t be...
  10. Blue Angel

    Three Nuns

    Three Nuns <TABLE width="60%"><TBODY><TR><TD>Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!" "What did you do?" the other nuns asked. "Well, of course I threw...
  11. Blue Angel

    Grandma learned to email

    Dear Kids, I am very happy in the new residence you have put me in. This week we actually got to go outside for an hour. I haven't been feeling very good this week; the friend I shared a room with died yesterday. I am coping pretty well with my sorrows. It's been six months since you've visited...
  12. Blue Angel

    Why women are crabby

    Why Women Are Crabby We started to "bud" in our blouses at 9 or 10 years old only to find that anything that came in contact with those tender, blooming buds hurt so bad it brought us to tears. So came the ridiculously uncomfortable training bra contraption that the boys in school would snap...
  13. Blue Angel

    Light bulb....

    Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p> A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that...
  14. Blue Angel

    Who will take the Son?

    Take my Son A wealthy man and his son loved to collect rare works of art. They had everything in their collection, from Picasso to Raphael. They would often sit together and admire the great works of art. When the Vietnam<ST1:p</ST1:p conflict broke out, the son went to war. He was very...
  15. Blue Angel

    Congrats Dragonfly777!

    It's about time you made it to 1000 darlin! Can't wait to see the next
  16. Blue Angel

    Little Johnny strikes again

    The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, "When you die and go to heaven, which part of your body goes first?" Suzy raised her hand and said, "I think it's your hands." "Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy? Suzy replied, "Because when you...
  17. Blue Angel

    Sipping Vodka

    Sipping Vodka A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous On the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I...
  18. Blue Angel

    Another angel quiz

    <TABLE cellSpacing=3 cellPadding=5 width="95%" align=center border=0><TBODY><TR><TD align=middle></TD></TR><TR><TD align=middle>Blue Angel, you can be depressed, happy, angry or many other moods-all at once! Well, don't let that upset you! You are a good friend to those around you, and you will...
  19. Blue Angel

    Prayers for the family of Jason Darkangel

    I am asking for prayers for our dear friend and fellow rooer Jason Darkangel, he and his family have suffered a great loss tonight, the loss of a man Jason saw as not just a grandfather but father, friend and mentor. Help me let him know that he is not alone in his grief and that no matter how...
  20. Blue Angel

    Santa will be a little late