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    Just a Hello !!!

    I just wanted to pop in and say Hello to all my old Rooers. Hope life is treating you well. I am not back on a regular basis but I will hop on every now and then. Hello & Welcome to all new Rooers who don't know me. Hopefully the old Rooers will still remember me,LOL. Smooches
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    Happy Thanksgiving

    Just wanted to jump in and say HAPPY THANKSGIVING to everyone. I haven't forgot about my Rooers. :) I still miss you all.:inlove: Hope everyone is doing great! Have a Safe Holiday! Till Next Time ~ With Love....Holly
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    Just wanted to say Bye to everyone.

    I wont be on the Roo anymore,or on the computer at all. Some of you know my husband and I have been having problems b/c he doesnt like me online,so to try and make things better I wont be on anymore. I will miss you all,and Thank You all for the great times Ya have given me. I dont know what to...
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    Happy Birthday Sven

    Drew,,I know your Birthday isnt till Jan 1,but I might not be on Tomorrow to post this,so I am posting it now. Happy Birthday Sweety .
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    Who Wants To See Tony Nakkid?????

    I figured since Tony wants some females to get nakkid,that we should have Tony get nakkid first,lmao. So ladies come on,cheer him
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    Disorder In Court!!!!

    Hope this is the correct section for this,it isn't a joke really,it is truth,so I thought I would put it here. These are excerpts from a new book called "Disorder in the American > >Courts", and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published...
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    Kerry's hometown newspaper,It is long-but-Please Read though

    John F. Kerry's hometown is Lowell Massachusetts. The Lowell Sun, is the local newspaper. This entire area, state, section of the country is strongly democrat. John Kerry's hometown newspaper endorsed George W. Bush for President of the United States. I found this hard to believe so I went to...
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    Kerry voters----give me 3 reasons why ?

    Ok this is for Kerry supporters (WHICH I AM NOT),,,u give me 3 reasons why u wanna vote for Kerry . Yes Kerry got 3 Purple Hearts . You may ask how he got them ,,Self Inflicted Wounds,,,HE HURT HIS DANG SELF! WOW thats someone I want to run this country. Kerry voted 6 times in favor of...
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    Another Democratic commercial misinterrupted

    Have you seen the John Kerry commercial in which George Bush pledges to help Seniors on Medicare and "the very next day imposes a 17% premium increase - the biggest in history"? That ad is a stroke of genius on Kerry's part and will surely gain him many votes among the...
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    Make Me Feel Like A Woman.........

    On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman in particular lost it. Screaming, she stood up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wailed...
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    The Outhouse

    Once there was a little boy who lived in the country. They had to use an outhouse, and the little boy hated it because it was hot in the summer, cold in the winter and stank all the time. The outhouse was sitting on the bank of a creek and the boy determined that one day he would push that...
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    If You Use Cruise Crontrol-Please Read!

    >A 36 year old female had an accident several weeks ago and totaled her car. A resident of Kilgore, Texas, she was traveling between Gladewater &Kilgore. It was raining, though not excessive, when her car suddenly began to hydroplane and literally flew through the air. She was not seriously...
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    The Number 11-Please Read

    Hope this is the right section for this,but it was sent to me by a friend,and I just had to pass it on,Please Read! Thank You! The number 11 11 has become to be a very interesting number. It could be a forced coincidence, but in any case this is interesting. You decide for...
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    LiL Boys Curiosity,LOL.

    A three year old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mama," he asked, "Are these my brains?" Mama answered, "Not yet."
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    Clocks on the wall!!!

    Figured this joke would fit better here,lol. A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the pearly gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked St. Peter, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks...
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    Blong GUY Joke,,

    Hope this hasnt been posted already! Finally a Blonde Guy Joke,It was worth the wait,lol.An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and...
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    The Alarm Clock

    Jane and her husband were having a little spat and were giving each other the silent treatment. During the week Jane's husband had an important appointment and had to be at the airport in time. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence, he finally wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake...
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    How To Get A Good Night Sleep,,,lol

    <center>How to Get A Good Night Sleep </center> By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. "You've got to have a room somewhere" he pleaded." -- Or just a bed - I don't care where." "...
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    Which muppet from Sesame Street are you?

    Now here's one of those warmfuzzy, feelgood, takes-you-back-to-your-childhood quizzes!. The test starts about mid way on the page. Mine said I was Big Bird <!------------ end of focusIN code ------------> You Are The Best Friend Anyone could ever have! Always willing to lend a...
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    Priceless Divorce

    Payback ..... Gotta Love It,lmao