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    here is a debate

    I Don't Know About You Guys But I Follow The News Pretty Close. And I Keep Thinking Of Ways To Stop These Kidnapping/beheadings That Are Happening To Innocesne People. They Said Last Night On Fox News That A German Woman Was Released Because She Told Them She Was Muslim And Was There Because...
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    an oldbie here

    Hey guys I am not new but I have decided to finally come back and I was noticing I have had a few post of the day while I was gone. I just wanted to say thanks to all who replyed to them while I was on leave. Now let me go rub my hands together and come up with some new funnies.
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    a gift for the women

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    Another one home safe

    Hey you guys I know I have not been writing on here much but I am always in the back grounds. I just wanted to let everyone know my Hubby came home today. Another US ARMY soldier made it back to his family safe. I am unbelieveably happy!!!!
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    Father's words of wisdom

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    Weight target

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    Any chance he gets

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    Soldiers shortage

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    You thought your job was bad...

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    Lay offs

    An executive was in a quandary. He had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the...
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    An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond earrings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things." "I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm...
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    Famous Sexy Quotes

    Famous Sexy Quotes .. "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand." Woody Allen "Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night." Rodney Dangerfield "There are a number of...
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    What is a Grandparent?

    WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT? (taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds) Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of her own. They like other people's. A grandfather is a man grandmother. Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there...
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    The Turbanator

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    Lord of the Bush?!!

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    The Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road? GEORGE W BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. COLIN POWELL Now to the left of...
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    Happy Birthday gearlube2nd

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    Something cute

    The scientist approached God and said, "Listen, we've decided we no longer need you. Nowadays, we can clone people, tranplant hearts and do all kinds of things that were once considered miraculous." God patiently heard him out, and then said, "All right. To see whether or not you...
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    Bad news

    This guy goes to the doctor for an annual check up. The doctor comes out and says, "Do you want the bad news or the really bad news?" The man says, "Give me the really bad news." "Well," says the doctor, "you've got cancer." "Damn," replies the man. "What's the bad news?" "You also have...