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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto

    Hi.....Yo.....Silver The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?" The...
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    Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, and holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?" The man didn't...
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    The Pasta Diet

    The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1.. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4... You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! And... For those of you who...
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    The Poodle and the Monkey

    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his...
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    History Lesson For Today

    Can't vouch for the validity...but this is extremely interesting! The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about life in the 1500's: Most people got married in...
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    It's a Nice Day for a White Wedding

    A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was > coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, > stop, and turn to the crowd. > > While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up > like claws and roar. > > So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all > the way down the...
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    She is SOOOOO Blonde!!!

    They may have a few glitches but look at the good side, they're fun! She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center...
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    Shirley You Jest

    May you have the same good fortune. A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle...
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    Why God Made Moms

    Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!! Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How...
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    Kid's Perceptions

    KIDS PERCEPTIONS > > Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! > > PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL...
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    A Poem as Lovely as a Tree

    We've been doing a few upgrades to our new house! Planting trees! This is a Spring Snow Crabapple tree in the front yard which will have no crabapples! :)
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    BarefootBabe's Tags

    These are some tags I requested before vacation and never did post so you can pick them up here and I'll be adding more also whenever I request them! :D
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    BarefootBabe's Vacation

    Getting loaded by the Big Thompson River!! :nervous: :sly:
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    'Tis the Season!!!

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    Why OH Why???

    1. Christmas - What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks? :happy: 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? :sneaky2: 4. If...
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    Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

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    Think Pink

    How to Ruin A Perfectly Good Ferrari !! :cry:
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    A Bug's Life

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    Porno Clips for your Viewing Pleasure!

    Had to make you look!! :happy: :bigsmile: :happy:
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    Show me a Sign!!