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    Where are ALL the Deadheads Fans?!

    Sugar Magnolia Lyrics: Robert Hunter/Bob Weir Music: Bob Weir Sugar Magnolia, blossoms blooming Heads all empty and I don't care Saw my baby down by the river Knew she'd have to come up soon for air Sweet blossom, come on under the willow We can have high times if you'll abide...
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    The Lone Ranger and Tonto

    Hi.....Yo.....Silver The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said, "I do....Why?" The...
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    Moses

    Recently, while going through an airport during one of his many trips, President Bush encountered a man with long gray hair, wearing a white robe and sandals, and holding a staff. President Bush went up to the man and said, "Has anyone told you that you look like Moses?" The man didn't...
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    The Pasta Diet

    The Pasta Diet and Your Health ITALIAN PASTA DIET -- IT REALLY WORKS !! 1.. You walka pasta da bakery. 2.. You walka pasta da candy store. 3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop. 4... You walka pasta da table and fridge. You will lose weight! And... For those of you who...
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    The Poodle and the Monkey

    A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa , taking her faithful aged poodle named Cuddles, along for the company. One day the poodle starts chasing butterflies and before long, Cuddles discovers that he's lost.. Wandering about, he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his...
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    History Lesson For Today

    Can't vouch for the validity...but this is extremely interesting! The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about life in the 1500's: Most people got married in...
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    It's a Nice Day for a White Wedding

    A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was > coming down the aisle, he would take two steps, > stop, and turn to the crowd. > > While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up > like claws and roar. > > So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR, all > the way down the...
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    She is SOOOOO Blonde!!!

    They may have a few glitches but look at the good side, they're fun! She was Soooooooo Blonde . . . * She thought a quarterback was a refund. * She thought General Motors was in the army. * She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats. * She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center...
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    Shirley You Jest

    May you have the same good fortune. A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle...
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    Why God Made Moms

    Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!! Why did God make mothers? 1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is. 2. Mostly to clean the house. 3. To help us out of there when we were getting born. How...
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    Kid's Perceptions

    KIDS PERCEPTIONS > > Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! > > PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL...
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    A Poem as Lovely as a Tree

    Our Flowers! = - )
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    A Poem as Lovely as a Tree

    I've given up on the Chief's but I made them a pumpkin anyway! LOL = )
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    A Poem as Lovely as a Tree

    There was just dirt under this side of the house where the grass wouldn't grow so we brought rocks back from Colorado for a rock garden!
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    A Poem as Lovely as a Tree

    These upgrades are no big deal to most people but we're new homeowners and just very happy to have a new house!
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    A Poem as Lovely as a Tree

    In the backyard are two Sun Valley Maples that are whirlybirdless! They will turn a beautiful red color on the leaves in the Fall!
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    A Poem as Lovely as a Tree

    We've been doing a few upgrades to our new house! Planting trees! This is a Spring Snow Crabapple tree in the front yard which will have no crabapples! :)
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    What's your Enneagram?

    THE QUESTIONER you chose CY - your Enneagram type is SIX. "I am affectionate and skeptical" Questioners are responsible, trustworthy, and value loyalty to family, friends, groups, and causes. Their personalities range broadly from reserved and timid to outspoken and confrontative...
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    Congratulations Barefootbabe on your 3,000 posts

    Thank you so much Kit Kat! Me too!! Love & Hugs!! :inlove:
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