Squirts!!!! You were the first person I was looking for!!!!!! My best giggles have come from you. Thankyou for finding me I have so many questions about how to operate here again, I'm just taking a guess that this is how I replay to your welcome... is it right?
OK *deep breath* I'm gonna try again!!!! Dialup handicaps my actions and the speed I react but I gotta do it because this site has all my internet friends and I miss you lot heapz. So if I ask a question, because I've forgotten most of what I knew... please help if you can... mainly I'n self...
The Night Before Christmas
‘Twas the night before Christmas and all round my hips
Were Fannie May candies that sneaked past my lips.
Fudge brownies were stored in the freezer with care
In hopes that my thighs would forget they were there.
While Mama in her girdle and I...
Politically Correct Santa
'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
How to live in a world that's politically correct?
His workers no longer would answer to "Elves",
"Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
And labor conditions at the...