40 years of marriage

tumbleweed11855

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> 40 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
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> A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
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> Suddenly, a tiny, beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
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> She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'
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> The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.'
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> The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
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> The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.'
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> The wife and the
fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
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> So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof, the husband became 92 years old.
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> The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
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stevent222

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Ever think that is what he wanted? 40 years OMG! to the same woman I'd want to end it all soon myself.​
 

Iceman

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Gotta give him credit for trying..I probably would have did the same thing...:D
 
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