All The Right Equipment

Oct 4, 2003
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband
liked to fish at the crack of dawn; the wife preferred to read.

One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and
decided to take a short nap. The wife decided to take the boat out. She
was not familiar with the lake so she rowed out, anchored the boat, and
started reading her book.

Along came the sheriff in his boat, pulled up alongside and said, "Good
morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading my book," she replied as she thought to herself, "Is this guy
blind or what?

"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her.

"But, Officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?"

"Well, you have all this equipment, Ma'am. I'll have to take you in and
write you up.

"If you do that I will charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman.

"I didn't even touch you," groused the sheriff.

"Yes, that's true ... but you have all the equipment ..."

Moral: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read!