June 25, 2010
ARE YOU (TECHNICALLY) CHEATING?
Because if she thinks you are, she might.
So maybe you're not meeting in alleys, keeping three separate (but identical) cell phones and getting a lot of inconvenient, dinner-time calls from "those damned telemarketers." Perhaps you're just, you know, enjoying those gray areas a little too much: Scheduling lunch meetings with your slim-black-dress-of-a-female colleague, or stopping by the "gentleman's club" a little more often than is strictly necessary (pro tip: if you're sampling the buffet, you're there too early).
So what are you doing? Are you just enjoying the male birthright, or are you actually cheating? Because remember: When arguing with a woman, there is no way to win on a technicality. It has never even happened once.