Back Woods of Kentucky

Just Debbie

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Jun 13, 2008
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In the back woods of Kentucky, a redneck's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, "Here you hold this high so I can see what I am doing." [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa there," said the doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think there's another one coming." [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. "Hold that lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!" said the doctor. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Within a few minutes he had delivered another baby girl. "No, no don't be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there's yet another one coming!" cried the doctor. [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, "You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"[/FONT]


May 5, 2004

lol ... :neener: