Church Bake Sale

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Church Bake Sale




Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies' group bake sale, but she
forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an angel food cake and when
she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.

She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake." So, she looked
around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.

Alice found it in the bathroom ... a roll of toilet paper.
.......................................

She plunked it in and covered it with icing. The finished product looked
beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.

Alice then gave her daughter some money and instructions to be at the sale
the minute it opened and to buy that cake and bring it home.

When the daughter arrived at the sale ... the attractive cake had already
been sold.


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Alice was beside herself.

A couple of days later, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two
tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon. After the game a fancy
lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was presented for
dessert.

Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the
kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her
feet, one of the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"

Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (a prominent church
member) say .
"Thank you;
I baked it myself"



 

oldcrow

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I dont get it,where is the rest of the story!
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Patrish

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:laugh: OMGosh...so she gets the blame...LMAO...good one. :laugh: Saved by someone lying..LMAO
 

Bert Dibish

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THAT WAS A GOOD STORY. AND THE BEST PART OF IT IS, A LIE BEING TOLD, AND BY AN PROMINENT CHURCH GOER. GO FIGURE. ANY WAY THANKS FOR THE LAFF. GOOD ONE. AND THANKS FOR SHARING IT.
DADDY KEWL
 

oldcrow

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Who me I never lie, I just feb a lot lol!!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_20_108.gif' alt='You're Lying' border=0></a>
 

oldcrow

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Well thanks I hope you are enjoying this labor day weekend!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/8/8_4_41.gif' alt='Labor Day Fireworks' border=0></a>
 

oldcrow

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Boy i am really lost now,can you help me out!<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_20_43.gif' alt='I'm Lost' border=0></a>
 
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