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Confucius Says: Woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.
 

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Confucius Says: "Man who is going bald in front is a great thinker"
"Man who is going bald in back is a great lover"
"Man who is going bald in front and back THINKS he's a great lover"
 

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Confucius Say: A 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.
 

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Confucius Sa: Women you writes Confucius say has lots of time on hands.
 

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Confucius Say: Woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.
 

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Confucius Say: Man who go round with hole in pocket feel cocky all day!
 

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Confucius Says: A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

Confucius Says: A relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.


Confucius Says: Some Sex Is Good...More Is Better...Too Much Is Just About Right
 

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[QUOTE="brilor, post: 4042524]Confucius Say: Man who go round with hole in pocket feel cocky all day![/QUOTE]

Confucius Say: Man who is Happy all day Is A happy man.
 

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Confucius say man who fart all the time is a smelly Mackem bastard!
 

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Confucius say, man who walks through airport turnstile side ways, get to Bangkok.

 

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Confucius says ...man who drop watch down toilet have shitty time.
 

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Confucius says..........."He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser."
 

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Confucius says..........."Woman is like jazz music, 3/4 jazz time and 1/4 rag time."
 

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Confucius says....."Girl who marry detective must kiss dick."
 

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Confucius says...."Woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot is unsanitary.
 

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Confucius says......."Man who bounce woman on bedspring this spring, have offspring next spring."
 

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Confucius say,


"If you are in a book store and cannot find


The book for which you search, you are


obviously in the.....
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Confucius Say: Man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.
 
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